I'm am now accepting birthday gifts.
September-1st-2005, 05:25 PM
#1
The man behind the mask
Thread Starter
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Birmingham, AL
Posts: 11,572
I'm am now accepting birthday gifts.
I have decided to allow you fellow members the honor of sending me birthday gifts. I have outlined acceptable gifts below. Non-acceptable gifts will be shot full of holes and sender will need to re-imburse me for ammo spent. Thanks.
1. Cash, paper bills not coins
2. Tales Of Symphonia (gamecube)
3. Burning Rangers (sega saturn)
4. Panzer Dragoon Saga (sega saturn us or uk version is fine)
5. Ferrari Enzo (only in black, red is unacceptable)
6. lap dance (dancer must be approved prior to dancing)
7. TopGear DVD's (none featuring chevy products)
8. Gift certificates to ProtegeGarage.com
9. Chicken Taco Salad (no tomatos) from Taco bell
10. Baiten Kaitos (gamecube)
other gifts will be accept but are subject to fine if they are not desireable.
p.s. my birthday is Sept. 2nd so you have time to shop.
1. Cash, paper bills not coins
2. Tales Of Symphonia (gamecube)
3. Burning Rangers (sega saturn)
4. Panzer Dragoon Saga (sega saturn us or uk version is fine)
5. Ferrari Enzo (only in black, red is unacceptable)
6. lap dance (dancer must be approved prior to dancing)
7. TopGear DVD's (none featuring chevy products)
8. Gift certificates to ProtegeGarage.com
9. Chicken Taco Salad (no tomatos) from Taco bell
10. Baiten Kaitos (gamecube)
other gifts will be accept but are subject to fine if they are not desireable.
p.s. my birthday is Sept. 2nd so you have time to shop.
September-1st-2005, 07:04 PM
#3
The Jamaican Sensation
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Montgomery, AL
Posts: 2,662
Originally Posted by Roddimus Prime
I have decided to allow you fellow members the honor of sending me birthday gifts. I have outlined acceptable gifts below. Non-acceptable gifts will be shot full of holes and sender will need to re-imburse me for ammo spent. Thanks.
1. Cash, paper bills not coins
2. Tales Of Symphonia (gamecube)
3. Burning Rangers (sega saturn)
4. Panzer Dragoon Saga (sega saturn us or uk version is fine)
5. Ferrari Enzo (only in black, red is unacceptable)
6. lap dance (dancer must be approved prior to dancing)
7. TopGear DVD's (none featuring chevy products)
8. Gift certificates to ProtegeGarage.com
9. Chicken Taco Salad (no tomatos) from Taco bell
10. Baiten Kaitos (gamecube)
other gifts will be accept but are subject to fine if they are not desireable.
p.s. my birthday is Sept. 2nd so you have time to shop.
1. Cash, paper bills not coins
2. Tales Of Symphonia (gamecube)
3. Burning Rangers (sega saturn)
4. Panzer Dragoon Saga (sega saturn us or uk version is fine)
5. Ferrari Enzo (only in black, red is unacceptable)
6. lap dance (dancer must be approved prior to dancing)
7. TopGear DVD's (none featuring chevy products)
8. Gift certificates to ProtegeGarage.com
9. Chicken Taco Salad (no tomatos) from Taco bell
10. Baiten Kaitos (gamecube)
other gifts will be accept but are subject to fine if they are not desireable.
p.s. my birthday is Sept. 2nd so you have time to shop.
Just to clarify...you did NOT specify US currency...Lap dancer, I can provide that. Again, you did not specify WHO would be doing the approving. Beware what arrives and who knocks on your door.
-Phil
September-1st-2005, 07:06 PM
#4
The Jamaican Sensation
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Montgomery, AL
Posts: 2,662
Originally Posted by JDM-P5
Just to clarify...you did NOT specify US currency...Lap dancer, I can provide that. Again, you did not specify WHO would be doing the approving. Beware what arrives and who knocks on your door.
-Phil
-Phil
P.S.
Holla if you feel different.
September-2nd-2005, 02:03 PM
#11
Awesome Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Pittsburgh PA
Posts: 3,186
Happy Birthday, Matty. I just want you to know that I've been working on your gift for several months but I keep experiencing delays beyond my control. I'm shooting for next September.
(j/k)
Live long & prosper, dude.
(j/k)
Live long & prosper, dude.
September-2nd-2005, 02:22 PM
#12
The man behind the mask
Thread Starter
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Birmingham, AL
Posts: 11,572
Originally Posted by kargoboy
Happy Birthday, Matty. I just want you to know that I've been working on your gift for several months but I keep experiencing delays beyond my control. I'm shooting for next September.
(j/k)
Live long & prosper, dude.
(j/k)
Live long & prosper, dude.
bwahahaha, that hit SO lcose to home!
Karen, i don't feel any older but I'll be damned if I didn't wake up this morning and I've lost SO much hair! WTH is going on??
September-3rd-2005, 04:05 PM
#13
Matty's Lead Scrumpet!!
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ok City
Posts: 3,143
Originally Posted by Roddimus Prime
bwahahaha, that hit SO lcose to home!
Karen, i don't feel any older but I'll be damned if I didn't wake up this morning and I've lost SO much hair! WTH is going on??
Karen, i don't feel any older but I'll be damned if I didn't wake up this morning and I've lost SO much hair! WTH is going on??
