ghettopro

A week ago, Me and some friends went to the local wal-mart where I purchased some "window chalk", I wrote a few random things like

"I CANT PARK" on my back windshield b/c my friends said somethinga bout our assist. principle, telling them they need to park straight and stop parking crooked, I can understand that, b/c we park insanly sidewayz(ill post pics on day), but the thing is....me and my friends park in the gravel section of the lot...(parking spaces cost $10 and to park in the gravel it costs $5) the gravel part of the lot IS NOT LINED! so how can we park straight?, me and my friend zack parked slanted and all that, they havnt said anyhting to us...i wonder why...

so then I get bored and write "U Cant Catch ME!!" on my back windshield....I dont think cops like it much...

I was driving down industrial and there was NO ONE NEAR ME!, before i went on this road, I saw 3 Kimball police cars backing out of their station. well Im about 1/4 or 1/2 way through this road, when all of a sudden a car is gaining on me fast...im like wtf is that?, so i speed up a lil(thank god i didnt get on it) but then a few moments later, this car is on my rear, im still like wtf?,I quickly recognize the Ford Crown Victoria headlights so I instantly knew it was a city cop or state trooper.

So im driving along and I turn to get on highway 28, then I see this Kimball cop car going straight(this road is his boundary, which is why he didnt turn with me)

I think i ticked him off b/c of the U CANT CATCH ME, why else would he get out to that road so quick? and then just keep going when i turn, AT HIS CITY LIMITS!

its like OH MY GOD!!, A CAR WITH GREEN NEONS GOING ON A LONG ROAD!! WE GOTTA FOLLOW HIM!!!

oh well...thats abouty all i can think of for now...

ghettopro

Picture of car with writing

MazKid

Funny idea...it's pretty easy to park cars straight, I do it all the time at work...

Now then, take off the silly wrap-around pinstripping and maintain your Protege damnit, thing looks like it's starting to rust out. I know you got that crappy Mazda Peel-Paint delux white, but that's not must of an excuse.


Pissing people off is fun...I don't think a simple "U Can't Catch Me" on the window would do much...I'd try more along the lines of "slower traffic keep right" or something.

Usually I just throw my hands up and give the person that "WTF" look. Works great and is more individual to the situation than some chalk on your window.

scotty878

lol...Thats pretty funny. The administration at my school is the biggest ****'s about parking because their isnt a spot for all the seniors, so people try to take spots and stuff and they get so serious...It's pretty amusing.

ghettopro

we are gonna make a giant line across the gravel part of the lot one day, b/c they cant really tell us to park normal b/c thre are no lines..

Jackelope

back when i was in high school, they had just paved a huge new parking lot, actually had teachers out in the morning directing traffic..

kargoboy

Heh. Kids.

The sad thing about your little window comment is that yes, they can.
And Mazkid is right, clean that sh*t up, dude.

chiefmg

Subtlety is everything. You can thumb your nose at society and if done correctly the majority will never know it. THAT is a lot of fun.

ghettopro

I would wash the car, but its simply not worth washing, ive tried to wash it and it looked no different...I may not even have this car that much longer anyways (maybe getting a 1993 Ford Ranger Ext. 4x4 V6 Manual. low mileage for its age)

I may try again one day tho...Ill atleast wash the dirt off, the cars paint wasnt that great when I got it b/c of the idiot woman who had it before me..

MazKid

Well the woman was only half of the problem, the other have is the paint itself...any '90-'94-ish Mazda with white paint(most notably seen on Miatas, Proteges/323s, and MPVs) are subject to it flaking off...it was a defect in the painting process.

Though you don't have to be a bum and claim that the car isn't worth cleaning...you can always have it repainted with proper white paint and it'll look new, but if you just let it slide then it'll rust and then before you know it the car is destined for the junkyard and what could be a $3K car that will run forever, will become $100 or less only to be parted out.