amrit

Ok here's the deal:

I live in an extended family house (a house where aunts, uncles, grandmother, grandfather, cousins live under the same house, in case you didn't know.) and there's a rivalry among my family (mom, dad sister, brother & me) and my dad's brother's family (my dad's brother, his wife and son).

The rivalry is mostly between me and my dad's brother (his name is bob).

This is due to the fact that I, with the help of my mom, purchased a car ('99 mazda 323/protege).

Ever since I got the car it's been hell and I don't know what to do and I am gettin' really sick of it.


The first few months that I had the car, I noticed that the paint from the driver's side (the right side in my case) wiper was chippin' off and there was no way that the weather could do something like that.

Then I started to notice that the lil caps that you take off when you wanna put air in the tires, they suddenly started to somehow disappear.

At first I didn't do anything because I had no proof that it was bob doin' this. Maybe it could have been someone at work , maybe it could just be some wicked person that just decided to bully my car when I park it somewhere and maybe it was different bullies, not necessarily 1 person .

My point is, 1 day I was washin' the car and I innocently forgot the car wash downstairs. Did I regret that.

Would you believe that bob washed his van that same day?

Anywho, when my dad came upstairs that evenin', actually this was the day after, he held his hand up and asked me, "amrit, is this yours?"

When I looked at what was in his hand, I didn't realised it at first because the bottle was practically empty

At first I thought it wasn't mine, but further inspection proved me wrong, dead wrong.

The used practically all my car wash!!!

Well atleast that's what I thought! But he did steal it, he has the rest in another bottle and left me with enough for about 1 car wash again.

This made me sooooo &^$%@(#^$*!*^#(^$(_*@&&*^!^&#*(!@&%#*&@^*&@*&@$&*% @&*@*(^$ MAD!!!!!

I've been tryin' to come up with something for him to use on his new van (oh by the way, the van he has was purchased with money he stole from the company)

I mean this man is one of the biggest theives I know and it's not fair.

I was thinkin' of comin' up with a solution that he could steal from me again that I'd plant for him to steal that would do the ultimate damage to his paint job!!!

But over time, not at once.

Anyone has any suggestion? Anything, anything at all? I'd appreciate it.


And I'm sorry for this very long thread but man, this isn't even 10% of what I wanted to post. This man makes me soooo mad!!!

HELP!!!

Roddimus Prime

dude, I feel your pain. Here's the solution....Bologna. That's right, lot's of bologna. Just take it and stick the bologna all over his car covering as much as you can. When the bolonga dries it'll pull the paint off in a perfect circle. Very funny when he's pimping a polka-dot van.

p.s. For legal reasons This is not Matty telling you to do this.

amrit

LOL!!! That would be one awesome prank but I can't do that and I don't really want to because he'd know that I did it and that the last thing I want.

Here's the thing. I want to purposely leave another bottle of car wash for him to use so when he steals it again, it would totally screw up his paint job but not with one wash, like over time of usin' the product.

I heard that solid clothing detergent (eg tide) scratches up your paint so it's not a good idea to wash your car with that.

I tried to come up with a sloution usin' solid clothing detergent, but It didn't come out so good.

Roddimus Prime

why not just got a fistfull of metal filings and put it in the soap...when he starts scrubbing his car he'll buff off all of his shine and if he does it hard enough it'll strip the paint .

amrit

Hmmm...not bad and I was thinkin' about something like that too but I don't want it to be visible in the car wash.

anyway thatnks for all the help though.

tsunami

one word... acetone.... hehehehe.... mix it in with the car wash and there goes the clear coat at least, probably more....hahaha....

amrit

oh great! thanks for the tip!!! I can get the acetone for free too. My friend's dad manufactures fiberglass tables and chairs and that's one of their raw material!
But this wouldn't kill the scent of the car wash or dilute the color of the car wash will it or even make it a little weak?

tailland

if you wanna be a major ******* do the following:
go buy some jerry can with something like "Vshell100" written on it (something that looks like expensive gas) and fill it with diesel and/or some sugar....
if this guy is such a hole, he will nick this "gas" from you...

the good thing: he will never really know what caused it

for legal reasons: i'm telling you that because noone could grab me anyway

juddz

You know, you could just get a locking gas cap from your local auto parts store, and stick it on the van. Then, accidently "lose" the key.

Do you suppose he will drill out the lock cylinder before or after he runs out of gas? How much do you want to bet he will end up walking?

Mp3Angel

Confront him...tell him to knock it off. When that doesn't work beat the ever living hell out if him. He can't say you didn't warn him then.... oh yeah... and do the bologna thing. That sounds like fun

kargoboy

^^*likes the way she thinks*^^

The direct approach is always best. No matter what you do this ******** is gonna know it's you, so yeah, what she said...

amrit

Well thanks for all the help, but you guys have no idea how much of a dick this guy is. I can't confront him, we don't even speak to each other.

I got the acetone and I'm goin' with that, 1 thing though, the car wash kinda smells alot like acetone. Maybe when it settles in it should smell like the car wash but just in case, do you guys know what they put in car wash to make it smell good?

Specifically mothers california gold car wash?

tsunami

mp3 angel i think has the right idea... though if you do go this route i am sure the smell won't even be noticable to the guy.... doesn't seem like he is all that bright, especially if there is some missing out of the bottle...i.e. you already "used" some...

jengz

if he doesn't suspect that you have these nasty thoughts about him you could always go old school on him and crazy glue some dimes on his keyholes, let the air out of his tires, egg his car, shove something in his tailpipe, take the porcelean part of a spark plug and chuck it at his window (it will make his window web out without making a lot of noise), or just go ghetto and pay somebody to spray paint his car.

you never heard this from me though....
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velocity_r3d

I dont think that the acetone smell will be noticeable- i personally dont go smelling my car after it's washed cuz yea- nobody really cares about how their car smells (on the outside at least)...i'd say to go with the acetone- its not like it will be your fault even if he does notice it...if he took it without your permission again its HIS fault for being an idiot and he deserves it!