Give your best "One-Liners"?

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July-12th-2002, 10:39 PM

hihoslva

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Give your best "One-Liners"?

We had a "post your joke" thread a while ago - cool and all, but some of them got too long, and many jokes just don't "read" well. So let's hear just the one-liners, the simple little slices of humor we've all overused a thousand times.

I'll start by posting one that I think I already posted before (hehe - overused!) - oh yeah, and quote the source if there is one!

"I know she was just a hooker, but she had the prettiest face I ever came across"
-George Carlin

You'll be reading a lot of Carlin from me.

I'm waiting to laugh....bring it on.

~HH

July-13th-2002, 04:02 AM

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She was good-looking from a far, but far from good looking when close.

(Menace, your line sucked! hahahaha

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July-13th-2002, 09:51 AM

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here is one

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July-13th-2002, 09:53 AM

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July-13th-2002, 09:56 AM

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July-14th-2002, 01:30 PM

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July-14th-2002, 04:39 PM

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my friend loved this line...

i went over to this chicks house, i was wasrted on e er clear..th line he loved was...

keeping it up wasnt the problem...standing up wat

lol

July-15th-2002, 07:36 AM

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July-15th-2002, 11:47 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by reefruner5
my friend loved this line...

i went over to this chicks house, i was wasrted on e er clear..th line he loved was...

keeping it up wasnt the problem...standing up wat

lol

u know i just reread this post i posted....god my spelling sucks

July-15th-2002, 11:57 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by reefruner5
u know i just reread this post i posted....god my spelling sucks

Yes. yes it does. Now what the hell is the punch line.

July-15th-2002, 12:03 PM

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it was supposed to be

keeping it up wasnt the problem...standing up was

July-15th-2002, 12:08 PM

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would something like...

"For just $19.99 you can get an additional 20HP! Anyone can install this NASCAR technology."

be considered humor?

July-15th-2002, 12:25 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by JJB
would something like...

"For just $19.99 you can get an additional 20HP! Anyone can install this NASCAR technology."

be considered humor?

Yes, hahaha, and 'watch your 1/4 mile times increase' would also be one