Favourite Movie Quotes
Da' Butcher
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 668
From: Orlando, FL
"Your best? Losers always whine about doing thier best... winners go home and **** the prom queen."
"It's not my ******* fault the ******* gun is ******* fucked up!"
" I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. "
"The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works."
"It's not my ******* fault the ******* gun is ******* fucked up!"
" I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. "
"The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works."
Protege God
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 2,183
From: Chicago
A few quotes from American Beauty:
"Lester Burnham: look at me, jerking off in the shower...This will be the high point of my day it's all down hill from here "
"Brad Dupree: Man, you are one twisted ****.
Lester Burnham: Nope, I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose. "
"Lester Burnham: Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one --- the day you die. "
"Carolyn Burnham: What are you doing?
Lester Burnham: Nothing.
Carolyn Burnham: You were masturbating!
Lester Burnham: I was not.
Carolyn Burnham: Yes you were!
Lester Burnham: Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! That's right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying "hi" to my monster! "
"Lester Burnham: [narrating] It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. "
I love that movie
"Lester Burnham: look at me, jerking off in the shower...This will be the high point of my day it's all down hill from here "
"Brad Dupree: Man, you are one twisted ****.
Lester Burnham: Nope, I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose. "
"Lester Burnham: Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one --- the day you die. "
"Carolyn Burnham: What are you doing?
Lester Burnham: Nothing.
Carolyn Burnham: You were masturbating!
Lester Burnham: I was not.
Carolyn Burnham: Yes you were!
Lester Burnham: Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! That's right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying "hi" to my monster! "
"Lester Burnham: [narrating] It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. "
I love that movie
"Pimpin Protege"
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 530
From: the rat's mouth
What the **** is the Internet?
Jay and Silent Bob
That Boy is Back on the elevator!!!!
Mallrats
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
National Lampoon's Animal House
You can take away our life, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!
Braveheart
Hey man you got a joint.
Nah man, not on me
Be a lot cooler if you did....
You can ride with us man, but you gotta ride in the back, Cause I got SHOTGUN...
Dazed and Confused
Casper, the dopest ghost, the dopest ghost around...
Yo man what did she smell like?
(Casper sniffs Tulley's Fingers)
HMMMMM. Butterscotch.
KIDS
I will stop there b/c it is making me wanna watch all these movies, but I have millions more.
Jay and Silent Bob
That Boy is Back on the elevator!!!!
Mallrats
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
National Lampoon's Animal House
You can take away our life, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!
Braveheart
Hey man you got a joint.
Nah man, not on me
Be a lot cooler if you did....
You can ride with us man, but you gotta ride in the back, Cause I got SHOTGUN...
Dazed and Confused
Casper, the dopest ghost, the dopest ghost around...
Yo man what did she smell like?
(Casper sniffs Tulley's Fingers)
HMMMMM. Butterscotch.
KIDS
I will stop there b/c it is making me wanna watch all these movies, but I have millions more.
Wok the Wok
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 785
From: Calgary, Canada
"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass!"
"Hey Baby, ever had you ******* licked by a fat man in an overcoat!"
"What the **** is the internet!"
"Hey Baby, ever had you ******* licked by a fat man in an overcoat!"
"What the **** is the internet!"
Last edited by Funky Buddha; Oct 26, 2002 at 01:46 AM.
Salt addict
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 1,201
From: Niagara Falls Ont.
I don't know if this one has been done yet. I just thought
of it myself.
"IT WAS A BANNER YEAR AT THE BENDER HOUSEHOLD, YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS?? A CARTON OF SMOKES!!!!
THE OLD MAN GRABS ME BY THE COLLAR AND SAYS 'SMOKE UP JOHNNY'"!!1
of it myself.
"IT WAS A BANNER YEAR AT THE BENDER HOUSEHOLD, YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS?? A CARTON OF SMOKES!!!!
THE OLD MAN GRABS ME BY THE COLLAR AND SAYS 'SMOKE UP JOHNNY'"!!1
Protege Enthusiast
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 158
From: Portland, Me
from happy gilmore...
Old Lady: Can i trouble you for a glass of warm milk? it helps put me to sleep.
Ben Stiller: You can trouble me for a nice warm glass of shut the hell up! now you will go to sleep, or i will put you to sleep..check the nametag, your in my world now grandma!
Old Lady: Oh dear..
Old Lady: Can i trouble you for a glass of warm milk? it helps put me to sleep.
Ben Stiller: You can trouble me for a nice warm glass of shut the hell up! now you will go to sleep, or i will put you to sleep..check the nametag, your in my world now grandma!
Old Lady: Oh dear..
**Punani Lover**
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 1,861
From: Hawaii (duh!)
"you ain't got no problem, jules, i'm on the motherf#cker. go back in there, chill them *****'s out, and await the wolf, which shall be coming directly"
"you're sending the wolf?"
"feel better now, motherf#cker?"
"well **** negro, that's all you had to say"
-pulp fiction
"riiiight, the poison. the poison for cuzco. the poison specifically chosen to kill cuzco. cuzco's poison. that poison?"
-the emporer's new groove
"surely you can't be serious"
"i am serious. and don't call me surely"
-police squad/naked gun
"you're sending the wolf?"
"feel better now, motherf#cker?"
"well **** negro, that's all you had to say"
-pulp fiction
"riiiight, the poison. the poison for cuzco. the poison specifically chosen to kill cuzco. cuzco's poison. that poison?"
-the emporer's new groove
"surely you can't be serious"
"i am serious. and don't call me surely"
-police squad/naked gun
Mazdago 1931
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 296
From: Finland
definetely "Top secret!"
Nick Rivers (Val Kilmer) sitting in a train and talks to a **** officer:
Ich habe ein Sauerkraut in meine Lederhosen
(I have a sauerkraut in my leather pants) and other stuff like that!
This movie is hilarious!
Nick Rivers (Val Kilmer) sitting in a train and talks to a **** officer:
Ich habe ein Sauerkraut in meine Lederhosen
(I have a sauerkraut in my leather pants) and other stuff like that!
This movie is hilarious!
Protege Enthusiast
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 163
From: Palm Bay, FL
Re: Clint Rules
Originally posted by Tornado
how come no unforgiven here?
Scene at the end under the tree when Clint finds out they killed "Ned" aka Morgan Freeman.
*****: and then ned said you done a lot worse then that, killed women and children and a US marshall.
Clint: But that didn't scare Little Bill did it?
(take a drink of whiskey after almost dying and not drinking because a promise to his dead wife)
It is at that time that you can bet your *** that people are going to get hurt, and hurt bad!
I Love clint!
can't even start into High Plains Drifter or Pale rider!
Don't mention Dirty Harry
Robber: Who's we Sucka???
Clint: Smith, & Wesson, and me
how come no unforgiven here?
Scene at the end under the tree when Clint finds out they killed "Ned" aka Morgan Freeman.
*****: and then ned said you done a lot worse then that, killed women and children and a US marshall.
Clint: But that didn't scare Little Bill did it?
(take a drink of whiskey after almost dying and not drinking because a promise to his dead wife)
It is at that time that you can bet your *** that people are going to get hurt, and hurt bad!
I Love clint!
can't even start into High Plains Drifter or Pale rider!
Don't mention Dirty Harry
Robber: Who's we Sucka???
Clint: Smith, & Wesson, and me
Guy: You gonna shoot an unarmed man?
Clint: If he's gonna decorate his porch with the body of my dead friend, he shoulda armed himself..
Great man!!
I am gonna geekafy myself with this one but its a classic that has to be said.
"Flying through hyperspace ain't like dustin crops boy!!" -Han Solo
Protege Enthusiast
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 119
From: Warrington, PA
Rider 69 - It sounds like a John Cusak quote. I want to say Say Anything or Gross Point Blank.
American Beauty: On DVD, Scene 07, at 29:08 -best use of the C word in a movie. The whole scene is quotable. Check it out.
American Beauty: On DVD, Scene 07, at 29:08 -best use of the C word in a movie. The whole scene is quotable. Check it out.