hihoslva

I can't believe things sometimes.....

Here I am, TWO WEEKS from my wedding, and I get a call from an old "girlfriend".

Actually, she's a chick I dated way back in high school, and about 4 years ago we hooked up again. She's a stripper of all things - and oh boy......the fun we had .

I haven't spoken to her in almost 3 years (ever since I got together with my wife-to-be), and here she is, calling me up for some lovin'! And she's got a man, too! She didn't even care I am getting married - asked me for "one last fling". Then asks me to have my bachelor party at the place she strips! Yeah! = great idea!

Now - I'm faithful guy, and I always will be. I love my wife and my life dearly, and will never be stupid enough to **** that up, especially for a quick piece of ***. But why now? I mean - TWO WEEKS BEFORE! And she had no idea my wedding was coming up - she says she just had a "dream" about me, and had to call.

And yeah - I told my wife-2-be about it. She dosn't give a **** - she knows my deal - that I'd never tap any keg but hers. No anger, which is great.

Hmm...maybe that was the lesson? A test to see if I really have the right woman? Well, she passed with flying colors. That's my baby.

I dunno - just venting a little. Maybe I just figured it all out - the "great plan" or something. But damn, X's and coincidences, huh?

~HH

Makaveli

That's good, if your ex couldn't get you out of her head hahaha

"It's not the size,
it's how many times you can make it rise"


lol

onehawaiian

i'm sorry, i think you left out the part where you post her measurements and ph# in this thread... lol

dude, don't do it. wait. do it. no, no, don't do it! you already had it, now it's time to move on... right? c'mon fellas, help me out here...

fossil boy

Never, EVER, look back. The future is forward and it seems like you've got some great days ahead.
Exception: If your "ex" and "current" wish to get together for something "extra-special"

hihoslva

Hehe - I like your style, fossil boy.

But it is true - the future looks bright, and I've no need to tarnish it - the thought really never entered my mind to go for the quickie with the ex. I mean we had fun, but the truth is I have a lot more fun with my lady. We do "aight" if you know what I mean.

~HH

Mp3Angel

Kudos Silva, You've made a wise decision, it's always good to know that there are nice, honest, SMART guys out there Congratulations on your soon-to-be wedding and best luck for the future

Bruce95fmla

shoot man you made the right choice, now tell her to call me ,, lol
646........
bruce
j/k

titocruzsd

bruce, if you live near long island, just stop by the club. tell her hihoslva sent ya!!

hihoslva

Hey Bruce - "Skin Games" - I think it's in Ronkonkoma.

Have fun.

~HH

hihoslva

OHHHH BOYYYY

Update here!!

This past Saturday, my buddies decide it's Bachelor Party time for me. Cool!

Night starts out with some dinner at TGIF's. Not bad - my yanked tooth is still pinging a bit , so I down a baked potato and 4 drafts

Of course, the strip club is next - and after hearing that my ex called me, they want to kick my *** by taking me to her club. We can't find the place, and end up in a hole-in-the-wall joint (StoneHedge for all you locals - yeah - you know the place ). So we hang out for a while, they buy me a lap dance from some chick - cool, but I'm not all about these things. But I appreciate the gesture, and the girl worked hard. Too bad for her I really love my lady - I think I frustrated her.

Anyway - after a few hours and many more Budweisers , another buddy shows up, who - of course - knows EXACTLY where my ex's strip club is. So they pour my drunken *** in the car, and we go.

And there she is - my former ****-buddy slutting it up on stage. She looked "aight" - she gained a few lbs, and had a few cellulite dimples in the ***, but whatever. Of course she runs over, gives me a big ol' hug, and we start bullshitting. I'm slowly realizing that I really don't like or respect this chick at all. After about an hour, she grabs me by the hand, and leads me into the "back room" for a little lap dance. Whatever. She tried, I guess. Don't get me wrong - she's GOOD at what she does, but I'm not into it. So after like 30 seconds or so, I tell her to stop, and we just talk a little bit.

It's plainly obvious she'd like to give me a more memorable "bachelor gift", and I'm getting a bit uncomfortable. So after a few more minutes, and after my buddies get done stuffing dollars in some other chicks' g-strings (among other places - but that's another story), I give her a hug and say "see ya' around". I could see the disappointment on her face - yep, she wanted to gimme some, but faithful me wasn't taking any. I felt good leaving - and I couldn't wait to get home and do the drunken bump with my lady!

So I get home about 3:30am - and I ask her if she wants to know about my night. She says no. But I'm feeling like she should know - I'm not anticipating what's to come. My lady is a very cool chick - she'd have loved to have gone to a strip club WITH me. But when I told her, she ******* exploded. Not because of the strippers and **** in my face, but because of my ex. She was ******* pissed - "of all the clubs you could go to, blah blah......I'm gonna kill your dumbass friends blah blah.......". And I didn't see it coming - I thought she might get a little irritated, but know that I'd never **** around, and that'd be that. But I was in MAD trouble. No drunken bumping for me, that's for sure.

But after a day or so, she has come to realize that I DID NOT cheat on her (even though it felt that way to her), and never would. She knows she can trust me.

Luckily, the wedding is still on. And a benefit - now I've got HER giving me the lap dances! I guess I dodged a real bullet on this one - cuz she was ROYALLY pissed off. Funny - I've never really been in "trouble" like that before. And damn - I don't EVER want to be again!

Moral of this story - guys, if your ex is a stripper, don't go to THAT club on your bachelor party! Get yourself a good woman like mine, who understands that strip clubs are cool, or at least are par-for-the-course at your bachelor party, but don't push those limits. Even if she KNOWS you'd never fool around on her, it ain't gonna matter. Think twice - then think two more times, then go somewhere else. She'd have rather I got head from some hooker than a 30 second lap dance from my ex that I didn't even want - for real.

Oh, and Bruce - Skin Games is in Bohemia - sorry if I misled ya' before.

All I can say is *WHEW* - I'm glad this is all over, and that my ex now knows full well she ain't getting a piece of *this* ever again.

~HH

pr5owner

man.. how do you people get into these problems

hihoslva

That's a little bit nicer than the post you originally wrote and deleted.

Thanks for the "retraction"

And I have no idea how these things happen - but it definitely has something to do with virginity.

The only two girls whose virginity I "took" as a teenager - my slutty stripper ex, and my soon-to-be wife! I've known them both for almost 13 years now.

Coincidence? I think not.......

~HH

pr5owner

actually i was talking about my Ex's lol 1 of my x's was a **** and the other was a bitch.. wasn't talking about yours because i didn't real the whole post sorry, i thought you wanted to post stories about of ex's, that will teach me to skim through posts..

hihoslva

HAHA!!!!

No problem, man! But posting "1 was a bitch, the other a **** - end of story" after my long-winded post about my ex and my fiancee sure would've sounded bad......

I was like WTF?!?!?! - ready to flame for callin' my bee-otch a bee-otch!

Hahaha!!!

~HH

Patio

temptation sucks!!