drunken stories
August-27th-2003, 02:02 AM
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drunken stories
While we're on the topic of alcoholic beverages I thought I'd see everyone's funny stories from when they were drunk. I have a new one almost every week, but you basically had to be there for it to be funny...people falling and saying stupid things...I've got a few though that I think at least are pretty funny for anyone, so I'll start with a pretty tame one 
2$ beers at a certain club and I'm with a friend exchanging rounds, so needless to say had a few too many. Anyways, leave the club and from there on out I'm just repeating what my friend told me happened cause I don't remember...It's pooring rain out and for some reason we decide to walk home, which is about a 40min walk. Our shirts get drenched, so we decide to just take them off and we're walkin through the city singing or something. Stop at McDonalds and each order like 5 cheeseburgers some fries, drink, and apple pies. Finish it all up pretty quick and take our apple pies to go. We pass by a GAP store and for some reason my friend starts banging on the glass(still don't know why). Some cops pass by and see us, so they come to yell at us, and start saying "what do u think ur doing, u could triger the alarm, etc." and my friend, being drunk and having worked at the GAP in another city, starts giving the cop ****, saying "I worked at GAP once and their alarms are not triggered by banging on the glass". I apparently must have tried to get the cop back on our side so I break off a piece of the apple pie I'm eating and offer it to him. By this point my friend realises he starts reaching for his handcuffs so he says "sorry about that, we're gonna get going". The cop then asks if we've been drinking and so my friend says "yes heavily sir, we're just trying to find our way home." I guess this helped, because he let us go and just said don't cause anymore trouble on your way. After that the night was pretty uneventful
p.s. sorry for the long story, but my other is even longer. Also I know it's all pretty childish, but I'm still growing up, so that's my excuse :P
2$ beers at a certain club and I'm with a friend exchanging rounds, so needless to say had a few too many. Anyways, leave the club and from there on out I'm just repeating what my friend told me happened cause I don't remember...It's pooring rain out and for some reason we decide to walk home, which is about a 40min walk. Our shirts get drenched, so we decide to just take them off and we're walkin through the city singing or something. Stop at McDonalds and each order like 5 cheeseburgers some fries, drink, and apple pies. Finish it all up pretty quick and take our apple pies to go. We pass by a GAP store and for some reason my friend starts banging on the glass(still don't know why). Some cops pass by and see us, so they come to yell at us, and start saying "what do u think ur doing, u could triger the alarm, etc." and my friend, being drunk and having worked at the GAP in another city, starts giving the cop ****, saying "I worked at GAP once and their alarms are not triggered by banging on the glass". I apparently must have tried to get the cop back on our side so I break off a piece of the apple pie I'm eating and offer it to him. By this point my friend realises he starts reaching for his handcuffs so he says "sorry about that, we're gonna get going". The cop then asks if we've been drinking and so my friend says "yes heavily sir, we're just trying to find our way home." I guess this helped, because he let us go and just said don't cause anymore trouble on your way. After that the night was pretty uneventful
p.s. sorry for the long story, but my other is even longer. Also I know it's all pretty childish, but I'm still growing up, so that's my excuse :P
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