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July-20th-2003, 08:32 PM
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This was so fun I had to post it.
A bunch of us from the office went out to lunch last week. We ordered the potato skin appetizer, but we didn't finish them all. There was one left over. One of the guys asked the waitress for a box to take it home in.
When we got out to the parking lot, I noticed that he forgot it, so I told him to go back and get it. In the meantime, I hopped in my P5 and started backing out.
Didn't get far before I heard a *thwak!* At first I thought I backed into somebody's car or ran over a cat or something, but it turned out that the **** with the potato skin took the sour cream out of it and whipped it at my back window! What's up with that?
It was ironic, because the two guys in the car with me were just saying how clean I kept it.
Well, I had to think of something to get back at him. Everyone was expecting it. In fact, a few people told the guy that he was dumb to pick on my car, because I know some stuff about cars and he might be sorry if I decided to retaliate. Heh-heh-heh.
I thought up lots of evil ideas to get back at him, but I didn't want to do anything really risky or that would escalate the situation to the point where he felt the need to counterattack. Also, this was going to happen at work, so I thought I better keep it somewhat sane.
I finally settled on more of a mental trick than a physical one. The next day, I brought in an old muffler and kept it in my trunk. After he showed up and got settled in, I made sure that everybody was around, then I went outside for a few minutes. When I came back in, I had a crescent wrench in one hand, and I was dragging the decoy muffler in the other hand. I dropped it off at his desk and said: "this 'fell' off of your car while I was walking past it. You might want to put it back on before you drive home."
Nobody was in on the joke, so I tricked him, and everybody else, into thinking that it was the muffler from *his* car. He believed it too. He said "aw, that's not fair. I don't have tools to put it back on."
Frankly, I think everybody was surprised and thought I went a bit too far.
Well, he picked up the muffler and walked out to the parking lot. While he was gone, I let everybody else in on the joke and said "ha! it isn't really even his muffler!" They seemed a bit relieved.
I didn't go out to the parking lot, but I would have liked to see the look on his face when he went to check out the situation and found that his muffler hadn't been jacked after all.
To make matters worse, he only threw the sour cream at my car. The potato skin itself got jammed into another coworker's coffee mug -- you know, the kind with the screw-on top. He didn't notice it until the next day when he went for new coffee. So I imagine this guy's got another whack of revenge coming his way.
FWIW: sour cream, after baking in the summer heat all afternoon, is very difficult to remove from one's rear window.
A bunch of us from the office went out to lunch last week. We ordered the potato skin appetizer, but we didn't finish them all. There was one left over. One of the guys asked the waitress for a box to take it home in.
When we got out to the parking lot, I noticed that he forgot it, so I told him to go back and get it. In the meantime, I hopped in my P5 and started backing out.
Didn't get far before I heard a *thwak!* At first I thought I backed into somebody's car or ran over a cat or something, but it turned out that the **** with the potato skin took the sour cream out of it and whipped it at my back window! What's up with that?
It was ironic, because the two guys in the car with me were just saying how clean I kept it.
Well, I had to think of something to get back at him. Everyone was expecting it. In fact, a few people told the guy that he was dumb to pick on my car, because I know some stuff about cars and he might be sorry if I decided to retaliate. Heh-heh-heh.
I thought up lots of evil ideas to get back at him, but I didn't want to do anything really risky or that would escalate the situation to the point where he felt the need to counterattack. Also, this was going to happen at work, so I thought I better keep it somewhat sane.
I finally settled on more of a mental trick than a physical one. The next day, I brought in an old muffler and kept it in my trunk. After he showed up and got settled in, I made sure that everybody was around, then I went outside for a few minutes. When I came back in, I had a crescent wrench in one hand, and I was dragging the decoy muffler in the other hand. I dropped it off at his desk and said: "this 'fell' off of your car while I was walking past it. You might want to put it back on before you drive home."
Nobody was in on the joke, so I tricked him, and everybody else, into thinking that it was the muffler from *his* car. He believed it too. He said "aw, that's not fair. I don't have tools to put it back on."
Frankly, I think everybody was surprised and thought I went a bit too far.
Well, he picked up the muffler and walked out to the parking lot. While he was gone, I let everybody else in on the joke and said "ha! it isn't really even his muffler!" They seemed a bit relieved.
I didn't go out to the parking lot, but I would have liked to see the look on his face when he went to check out the situation and found that his muffler hadn't been jacked after all.
To make matters worse, he only threw the sour cream at my car. The potato skin itself got jammed into another coworker's coffee mug -- you know, the kind with the screw-on top. He didn't notice it until the next day when he went for new coffee. So I imagine this guy's got another whack of revenge coming his way.
FWIW: sour cream, after baking in the summer heat all afternoon, is very difficult to remove from one's rear window.
July-20th-2003, 09:05 PM
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In high school, one buddy of mine chucked a McDonald's shake at another buddy's car - very messy.
The revenge? He tar-and-feathered the guy's windshield with pancake syrup and grass clippings. I kid you not. While he was in class. He didn't find out about it until after school when he went to drive home.
Some of the funniest **** I've ever seen in my life; this dude driving with his head out the window so he can see, windshield wipers on, doing nothing but smearing sticky crap all over his glass, pumping his fist and screaming how he's "gonna kill the ************ who did this ****!"
Your revenge was good - but I think this one^ is far better.
And BTW - if someone stuck a potato skin in my coffee mug, I think I'd take a **** in his desk.
~HH
The revenge? He tar-and-feathered the guy's windshield with pancake syrup and grass clippings. I kid you not. While he was in class. He didn't find out about it until after school when he went to drive home.
Some of the funniest **** I've ever seen in my life; this dude driving with his head out the window so he can see, windshield wipers on, doing nothing but smearing sticky crap all over his glass, pumping his fist and screaming how he's "gonna kill the ************ who did this ****!"
Your revenge was good - but I think this one^ is far better.
And BTW - if someone stuck a potato skin in my coffee mug, I think I'd take a **** in his desk.
~HH
July-21st-2003, 01:58 PM
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A friend of mine once put a Hotdog in the exhast of
one of our supervisors after work.
It took us Half an hour to take it out
that was scary like **** because we did not want him to come out and see us fidling with his car, plus, we were concerned that we will not be able to get the hotdog out, he shoved it a bit too far
one of our supervisors after work.
It took us Half an hour to take it out
that was scary like **** because we did not want him to come out and see us fidling with his car, plus, we were concerned that we will not be able to get the hotdog out, he shoved it a bit too far
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July-22nd-2003, 03:59 PM
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OK one of my freinds at school was being a real *** so I put an open bag of flour on the back seat of his minivan 3rd row back so it was hard to notice. I also poured a cup of soda onto his windshield.
On the way home the ****** stared to tail gate me like I assumed he would. So I put some distance between us and slam on the brakes so I lock the tires and get some smoke/ loud screech he slames on his breaks and the flour flys foward, hits his dash and covers eveything in white powder.
Good times!
On the way home the ****** stared to tail gate me like I assumed he would. So I put some distance between us and slam on the brakes so I lock the tires and get some smoke/ loud screech he slames on his breaks and the flour flys foward, hits his dash and covers eveything in white powder.
Good times!