Bumper stickers
December-28th-2005, 02:26 PM
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Bumper stickers
Perhaps not as popular as in the 70's and 80's, but bumper stickers are still around.
Here are a few that I recently saw:
I love to fart
Customer Service: How may I suggest you go *uck yourself
Buck Fush
I love midget ****
Gas, grass or ***, no one rides for free
Bad cop, no donut
No pushing from behind, that's how AIDS started
Yuck Bush
Keep honking, I'm re-loading
Finish your beer. There's sober kids in India
take a poop
Here are a few that I recently saw:
I love to fart
Customer Service: How may I suggest you go *uck yourself
Buck Fush
I love midget ****
Gas, grass or ***, no one rides for free
Bad cop, no donut
No pushing from behind, that's how AIDS started
Yuck Bush
Keep honking, I'm re-loading
Finish your beer. There's sober kids in India
take a poop
December-29th-2005, 11:42 AM
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my friend in hi school had that honk/reloading bumper sticker.
save a tree...eat a beaver
conserve water...take a shower with you neighbor's daughter
forget world peace, visualize using your damn turn signal.
my other car is a ryo-ohki
here's one i'd love to make but probably get in trouble: HOV violators deserve to have their children stabbed and arms tore off and beaten to death with their own bloody arms in front of their eyes.
save a tree...eat a beaver
conserve water...take a shower with you neighbor's daughter
forget world peace, visualize using your damn turn signal.
my other car is a ryo-ohki
here's one i'd love to make but probably get in trouble: HOV violators deserve to have their children stabbed and arms tore off and beaten to death with their own bloody arms in front of their eyes.
December-29th-2005, 04:03 PM
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From a book here on ship:
This is it, I don't have another car.
Warning! I brake for hallucinations.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
This bumper sticker exploits illiterates.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an IDIOT!
Boldly going nowhere.
Cover me, I'm changing lanes.
He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.
Honk if anything falls off.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!
I'm just driving this way to make you mad.
If you are psychic- think "HONK"
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ***?
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I don't brake.
Bunch more and most are just as good.
This is it, I don't have another car.
Warning! I brake for hallucinations.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
This bumper sticker exploits illiterates.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an IDIOT!
Boldly going nowhere.
Cover me, I'm changing lanes.
He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.
Honk if anything falls off.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!
I'm just driving this way to make you mad.
If you are psychic- think "HONK"
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ***?
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I don't brake.
Bunch more and most are just as good.
January-4th-2006, 10:58 AM
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Work harder,
Millions on welfare depend on you
Yes, this is my truck
No, I wont help you move
If I am a pain in the ***, use more lubricant
My karma ran over your dogma
I need a DEER
If u r what u eat, I am fast, cheap n easy
Practice safe sex
Go *uck yourself!
Coffee ****
Work harder,
Millions on welfare depend on you
Yes, this is my truck
No, I wont help you move
If I am a pain in the ***, use more lubricant
My karma ran over your dogma
I need a DEER
If u r what u eat, I am fast, cheap n easy
Practice safe sex
Go *uck yourself!
Coffee ****