Bumper stickers
 

Perhaps not as popular as in the 70's and 80's, but bumper stickers are still around.

Here are a few that I recently saw:

I love to fart
Customer Service: How may I suggest you go *uck yourself
Buck Fush
I love midget porn
Gas, grass or ass, no one rides for free
Bad cop, no donut
No pushing from behind, that's how AIDS started
Yuck Bush
Keep honking, I'm re-loading
Finish your beer. There's sober kids in India
take a poop

:o

"horn broken. Watch for finger"

^ i've seen a couple of those...

the thing i dont understand are the ones like "baby on board" -... guess i cant hit that car? there's a baby on board...

my personal Fav

"Dont drink and drive, u might hit a bump and spill your drink"

"If you don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk."

keep honking, im re-loading, I WOULD LOVE TO FIND THAT SOMEWHERE!!!

my friend in hi school had that honk/reloading bumper sticker.

save a tree...eat a beaver
conserve water...take a shower with you neighbor's daughter
forget world peace, visualize using your damn turn signal.
my other car is a ryo-ohki

here's one i'd love to make but probably get in trouble: HOV violators deserve to have their children stabbed and arms tore off and beaten to death with their own bloody arms in front of their eyes.

"never trust anything that bleeds for 5 to 7 days and doesnt die" - off my brothers ATV :)

I just saw one while I was on my lunch break that's worth noting. It had a picture of Osama pointing at you saying "Osama wants YOU!"

From a book here on ship:

This is it, I don't have another car.
Warning! I brake for hallucinations.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
This bumper sticker exploits illiterates.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an IDIOT!
Boldly going nowhere.
Cover me, I'm changing lanes.
He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.
Honk if anything falls off.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!
I'm just driving this way to make you mad.
If you are psychic- think "HONK"
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I don't brake.

Bunch more and most are just as good.

"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol"

I need to find that one.

^ that reminds me of one...
"My kid beat up your honor student"

Hows my driving call 1800-eat-s**t
Had that one and costed me a ticket too.

One of my favorites
http://sio.midco.net/ghost_teg/Skyline7.jpg

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Work harder,
Millions on welfare depend on you

Yes, this is my truck
No, I wont help you move

If I am a pain in the ass, use more lubricant

My karma ran over your dogma

I need a DEER

If u r what u eat, I am fast, cheap n easy

Practice safe sex
Go *uck yourself!

Coffee slut