bougha

http://www.fleetmack.com/~maddox/irule.html

tough critic !

zuMP5

man thats jacked up that someone would even do something like that...of course he's better then kids he's a freaking adult...IMO that artwork was great...kids have a total different imagination then adults...thats why kids can always have a good time no matter what they do..

sandman

Dude, that WHOLE site is gold!! Laughed my *** off at every article..

neuromancer

I'm glad I'm not the only who finds this REALLY funny.

example:

These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids.

This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your **** and find a foster home. (This one really killed me!)

I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this.

You spelled America wrong *******. Also, I could have sworn America's colors were red, white and blue. There's no yellow anywhere, traitor


Ahhh...that was fun.

Jay

sandman

Check out his Contra 3 article and the Signs and Titanic movie reviews..

funkdaddysmack

Hahahahhaa, OMG, I can't belive some of you guys are taking this seriously.... That's a freaking funny *** site! I like the 'white' one on the second page, hahaha... Or the hairy firetruck!

neuromancer

This guy is my new personal hero.


"This movie wouldn't have been so bad if it actually went somewhere. It was like a porno with no money shot."

"Put the prozac away, what you need is rat poison. "

Hey, something that relates:

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Date: Tue, 9 Oct 2001 20:46:28 -0700
From: res0jw1n <res0jw1n@verizon.net>
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: your a dumbass

Dear Mr. Maddox
O.K. lets get one thing stright, you say these people with civics and
such are dipshits because they fix them up. Here's a question, what kind
of car do you drive? also, what i think is you have too much time on your
hands, when your not beating off to playgirl mags your critisizing what
other people do to there cars with THEIR money. So why dont you shut the
hell up and go back to beating off to pictures of guys.You know what i
dont even own a civic, i just think you are the biggest dumbass ive ever
herd of.

*****ACE*****
P.S. ive incripted a virus along with this e-mail




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You know ACE, I won't even point out the irony of your subject line (it's "you're", not "your", dipshit), because chances are that you're too inept to know what irony is.
Every once in a while, I'll get an email from some jackass saying "people put fins on their cars for better drag coefficients." When I write back and ask these morons if they know what a coefficient is, or if they know that drag is also proportional to things they have no control over such as air density, I never get a response. The reason? They're pussies. Speaking of pussies, ACE, thanks for the virus tip off; I went ahead and forwarded your email to the FBI. Not that it matters, because even if you knew how to send a virus, which apparently you don't because your email is void of attachments and macros, it wouldn't matter because I read my mail on a Unix system. Oooh.. a virus. Tell me, ACE, how exactly do you "incript" something? Is that the same as encryption? Dumbass.
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I'm done

Jay

bougha

Ding Ding! Here comes the ****-mobile.