Hong Kong Fever

A friend of mine sent me this joke, thought it was pretty funny so I thought I would post it. I got nothing against Americans, so yeah don't go all flaming on me...*hides behind wall*

Finally a joke that explains what it's like to be
Canadian...

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went
missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel
found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of
God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a
deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've
made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is
it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE
on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be
a place of great balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God
explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For
example, Northern Europe will be a place of great
opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going
to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot
spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white
people and over there is a continent of black
people," God continued, pointing to different
countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid
while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to
a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's
that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place
on Earth. There are beautiful mountains,
lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The
people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent
and humorous and they're going to be found travelling
the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working
and high achieving, and they will be known throughout
the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also
going to give them
super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will
be admired and feared by all who come across them."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then
proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there
will be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth
bastards I'm putting next to them...."

Roach220

LOUD ****** MOUTHS NEXT THEM A. Who was he talking aboot.

TaiMaiShu

hahah what are you talking aboot? Is he talking aboot the U.S?

semtex

bwhahahahahaha ......they......dont .....get.....it

that makes it even better bwahahahahaah!!!!


good one honk kong fever!!

Roach220

no we get it but it doesnt seem like you get what we're Talking ABOOT.. A

Roach220

ok then do you get what Im talking aboot EH

AFwestPunk

Now it's on like Donkey Kong!

Hong Kong Fever

yeah yeah its ABOUT not "aboot", if I wanted a boot, I woulda asked for one