funkdaddysmack

It's my birthday tomorrow (15th), the big 21, since no bars are open on Sundays, we're going out tonight at midnite.

So, what advice can you give me? So far I've got:

1. I'm going to eat a pretty hardy meal a few hours before we start drinking
2. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear!

Help me not make an *** out of myself!

tonkabui

if you're gonna get shitfaced, it doesn't really matter which you drink first, in my experience. i don't drink anymore, but that's what i remember of it when i did.

whatever you do tonight, DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE. if you come on here and tell us about your wonderful night of drinking and driving home, i will personally fly out to pennsylvania to wring your neck.

other than that, it's your 21st, you're supposed to look like an ***! people will be buying you drinks all night. your only job is to puke. hahahaa... have fun, and be safe. and make sure you have a DD.

HAPPY 21st BDAY!!!!!

funkdaddysmack

Thanks for the advice, and get off expedia.com, my roomate is going to be my DD

THEGOLDPRO

dude drink alot of beer, if you wanna take shots, drink "baha rosa" it tasts exactually like strawberry nesquick. you can drink this stuff all night and not feel sick. remember that name. lol pretty much have fun, and bring a woman home. good luck

jlanger

pace yourself, try not to drink ten shots at the start, use it at the end.

tonkabui

expedia? i don't get it. i don't even know what that is! do explain... sorry if it's no longer funny after the explanation.

shackmgr6073

Happy B-Day man, my little bro turns 21 tomorrow too. Just be careful, is you do shots don't do 24 doubles, you'll end up hugging the toilet all night. And don't be around any women you like, cause I was kind of starting to see a girl on my 21st, and when my buddies were literally carrying me out of the bar I was a little "forward" with her. I don't care to go into the details, but I hope you don't make an *** of yourself like I did.

funkdaddysmack

Thanks for all the advice, guys. I don't like taking shots unless it's something that doesn't taste like **** (jagermeister, gold schlager, etc), but it's what everyone seems they want to dump on me I guess we'll see how it goes...

tonkabui - expedia.com is a discount travel website, i.e. airfare, i.e. you don't have to come to PA and wring my neck

I'm going to the store right now to pick up lots of bottled water and gatorade (for the morning after, dehydration not good)

We might be taking along my video camera to capture all the whacky hijinks, I'll post it if we do

marc93lx

Hey my birthday is today! (23) Im not going out to get smashed though, my parents are taking me somewhere. Ive got one word for ya....*******! Have fun!

Sir Nuke

my best advice.....drink and have fun...but don't get so shitfaced that you pass out and don't remember this great day.....

happy birthday!

LitlRay

Happy Birthday!! my birthday is exactly one month away ... hope you had fun last night!

UCSBgeek

I've got about 2 months to go.

funkdaddysmack

the aftermath....

I don't remember leaving the bar last night... aparently I was doing all sorts of funny stuff like punching myself, and laying on the floor so they literally had to carry me out of the bar... and then I puked repeatedly in the parking lot, and peed in my yard and had my dick hanging out and stuff... yea... good times

I guess some of it is on video tape, so Ima have to check that out.

Farsyde

hahaha yeah i don't think my 21'st was that crazy but to this day i don't remember what happened. i only wish there were pictures, but no video that my friends can bribe me with later.