Maxx Mazda

Well, today is my 18th! No longer am I forced to (legally) abide by my parents! I can go clubbing, visit the peelers, and best of all, I can buy BOOZE!!!

I'm in Bowling Green, KY right now on a road trip, and unfortunately the age in Kentucky is 21, but back in Alberta I'm gonna turn myself into a drunk mess! My Dad said we'll just "postphone" the celebrating. As long as I turn in my keys (which is the smart - and only thing to do) I can become a wreck.

Does everyone here remember their 18th? I'd love to get ideas!

By the way Nuke, where's my cake?!?!

funkdaddysmack

Yet another reason to move to canada... I have less than two months before I can legally become a drunken slob...

Happy birthday

itzkcatz

Yeah Canada is fun. But i will wait till this sars thing gets resolved before i go back ...

5SpeedP5

you bastard

enjoy your beer, i gotta wait til im f**kin 21.... agh

oh well, im debating on moving to germany for college if i can work that out

funkdaddysmack

****, I don't make sense when I'm not drinking.... Why's everyone always sleeping on my blood-alcohol level, y0?

Maxx Mazda

LOL! Ya thanks for all the happy b dayz guys! I'm pretty dr0nk right now, and for some reason the keys on my laptop in my hotel room in bowling green in kentucky in USA are quite funny... The keys im typing on now.

(Tha roof! Tha roof! Tha roof is on fire!) LOL! I jsut thot of taht..,.

I think it goes "that made alot less sense than his other posts failed to make Eli..." But the funny thing is when you think about it, that itself doesnt make any sense I think thats why its funny....

Man, lots of stuff is funny. I'm going swimming now, so mabee I'll find more funny stuff... Remember when you were little and went swinning and had those water thingies like the orange marshmellows you fill with air and put on your arms so you don't float? I wihs i had me some right now that way I could nap and swim cause I feel real tired so i'm gonna jsut make some out of ziploc and duct tapr,,....,.

Luv ya all1!!

5SpeedP5

intelligent post?
or
stupid person?

you decide

JJcoola

It's fun to come home after a night of drinking and play some video games like Counter-Strike and Day of Defeat. It's pretty hard.

kc5zom

America's Army drunk... Nothing less will do

Happy Birthday, Enjoy your alcoholic freedom! All I got for my 18th birthday was being able to buy cigarettes

Maxx Mazda

Hey **** you man!!!!!!!!!!11 UR tHa stupid persun if you aks me! LOL!

"We dont give a **** let that muthafucka buurn! Burn muthafucka, burn!!!!!!!!!1"

Thats sa sweet quote... I lOVE sweet quotes alke the one about the failed to make less sense with Eli (see above)

Anyway, I'm REAL sleepy for some reason (think I'm gonna pass out) so I better stumble to my bed and go to sleep...

peace out all and thanks for th happy birthdays!!!!

islandpro

happy bday bro. andrew is just pissed cuz he is stuck at home and not in a cool place like BOWLING GREEN..hahah what the hell are you doing there? beside setting things on fire...on yeah not a good idea stay away from the flame man.

bman

happy b-day man!
i didnt know age limit was 18 up there, wow you guys got it made! enjoy it, im 25 and it seems like yesturday i was 18. it goes quik!

islandpro

I hear ya there

Maxx Mazda

Well, it's the next morning and although I still feel a little buzzed, I'm fucken hurtin. Lookin atthe screen kills me, so I'll make it short. I'm here in Bowling Green (The home of the Corvette) becaus there is a national Corvette meet here. My dad owns a C5 so we both drove down. THat's all.

Nick