Jet Chips Computer
April-17th-2003, 07:47 AM
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Jet Chips Computer
Hey, are there any other computer makers for our cars? I had a Neon and the forums had some bad words about the Jet Chips computers. But, I will buy one if that is the only one. Any words on that?
April-17th-2003, 10:51 AM
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I do not believe there are performance enhancing chips made for out car. Haltech, on otherhand, sells engine management systems, which are very helpful when you add NOS or turbo/supercharger to keep your engine from blowing up. Good luck.
April-17th-2003, 02:24 PM
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Computer Chip
If you go to www.nopi.com they have it listed but I didn't bother to see if 1.8 or 1.5 that is a real party pooper. Ya JetChips website doesn't even show one.
April-17th-2003, 03:07 PM
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You are right, the one NOPI sells is "V-Force Power Control Module" and it is made by JET. Though this not my area of expertese, so I am not very knowledgeble in this. Though, try to give NOPI, JET or even Haltech a call, or send them an email, and they will be more then glad to help you.
May-14th-2003, 02:42 PM
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Don't laugh
Hey I have silver body also and this is laim but I am laim. I went to my Audi Dealership and got 2 general Audi symbols for the rear trunk. and the 1.8T and the Quatro sysmbols. If you take off your old symbols. You will have holes, well the 1.8t covers the bottom riht two and the Quatro does the left bottom two. The trunk will have to sleightly off set, but nobody can tell. I needed grill mesh for the front bracket which is $40 at Nopi and I went to home depot and got the next to the Guttergaurd crap there is really nice grill mesh. Take off the black piece off the front of the car and place it over the black molding and use old screws to hold, and use tiny tie straps to hold on. Then I have the 5 star hub caps, so I painted mine black and looks like the racing Audi's so I have a $40.00 Audi. Only stearing wheel and valve covers say Mazda.
May-15th-2003, 01:24 PM
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i checked this post cause i wanted to find out more about the jet stuff, but now i'm at a loss for words....
people just completly blow my mind some times....
i can see putting type r on a honda, since it kinda goes along the same lines, but you COMPLETLY jumped across make/model/trim..... do yourself a favor- goto your post, click edit and delete that last post, and pray that noone else saw your post.
and by the way, thanks for warning me on letting me know just how LAME you are....
people just completly blow my mind some times....
i can see putting type r on a honda, since it kinda goes along the same lines, but you COMPLETLY jumped across make/model/trim..... do yourself a favor- goto your post, click edit and delete that last post, and pray that noone else saw your post.
and by the way, thanks for warning me on letting me know just how LAME you are....
May-15th-2003, 04:53 PM
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Re: Don't laugh
Which Audi?
Originally posted by spankinjomama
Hey I have silver body also and this is laim but I am laim. I went to my Audi Dealership and got 2 general Audi symbols for the rear trunk. and the 1.8T and the Quatro sysmbols. If you take off your old symbols. You will have holes, well the 1.8t covers the bottom riht two and the Quatro does the left bottom two. The trunk will have to sleightly off set, but nobody can tell. I needed grill mesh for the front bracket which is $40 at Nopi and I went to home depot and got the next to the Guttergaurd crap there is really nice grill mesh. Take off the black piece off the front of the car and place it over the black molding and use old screws to hold, and use tiny tie straps to hold on. Then I have the 5 star hub caps, so I painted mine black and looks like the racing Audi's so I have a $40.00 Audi. Only stearing wheel and valve covers say Mazda.
Hey I have silver body also and this is laim but I am laim. I went to my Audi Dealership and got 2 general Audi symbols for the rear trunk. and the 1.8T and the Quatro sysmbols. If you take off your old symbols. You will have holes, well the 1.8t covers the bottom riht two and the Quatro does the left bottom two. The trunk will have to sleightly off set, but nobody can tell. I needed grill mesh for the front bracket which is $40 at Nopi and I went to home depot and got the next to the Guttergaurd crap there is really nice grill mesh. Take off the black piece off the front of the car and place it over the black molding and use old screws to hold, and use tiny tie straps to hold on. Then I have the 5 star hub caps, so I painted mine black and looks like the racing Audi's so I have a $40.00 Audi. Only stearing wheel and valve covers say Mazda.
May-16th-2003, 06:41 AM
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All right
I am just sorry that I don't have picture's because it actually looks very good. If you own theSilver version then you are actually not that big of a difference. Even the Emissions guy asked what year the Audi was. I am the guy that had the lx Mustang with the 4 cylinder but had the 5 star pony wheels, Cobra symbols on the sides and the exhaust pipes from a wrecked police 5.0. didn't sound too mean but I keep my radio up. I ran it thru the auction when it was on its last leg andthey popped the hood when it came up and the announcer said don't buy this one unless you want to go fast!, I laughed so hard that I almost fell off the podium. When your broke you have to adapt. Face it chicks only see the Tommy Hilfinger symbol on your shirt and the Nike symbols on you shoes. If you have a clean car that isn't too far off and you do this they won't know the difference, if they ask I say its a poor man's Audi. Now Audi owners are probably not too happy, but they really can't tell either because of all the Audi 80's and 90's that are the smaller ones and all the smaller ones in Europe. All I can say is "Hey, Chris your new Audi is tight" and for $40.00 not too bad. And if you read this and still think and laugh that is cool too because I droppend my secret on how to get really nice grill mesh for $1.50 or a whole roll for $6.50 at Home Cheap Hoe!! Maybe I will get some pics to quiet the disbelievers.
May-16th-2003, 01:26 PM
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oops
My Bad, I just saw that Homey had a Silver ride and was giving my 2 cents. Anyway, I don't know jack about computers, but has anyone ever gotten a performance shop to remove computer and re-map it? or is it even possiblewith ours?
June-23rd-2003, 08:43 AM
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i'm not laughing!!
Come on man, there is nothing worse then someone putting badges on their car that don't belong, if you want an audi save some money and buy one, don't make your Protege look cheezy!
There is a guy up here that has a Volks Golf, and the guy has RS4 badges on it (doesn't even look one bit like a RS4) so everyone i know makes fun of the guy when he drives by, (his car actually looks pretty nice except for the badges) the badges are just OVERKILL, it's like the guy doens't know anything about cars if he can compare his golf to an RS4 (which is an audi if u dont' know). My advice take off those badges before you find people makin fun of you behind your back.. I don't mean to be rude, but that's not right.. Sorry... It's a MAZDA not a GERMAN AUDI. Just think, it's just like you buying some WALMART shoes and putting NIKE on them.. it just doens't work and PEOPLE KNOW...
do the right thing!!!
There is a guy up here that has a Volks Golf, and the guy has RS4 badges on it (doesn't even look one bit like a RS4) so everyone i know makes fun of the guy when he drives by, (his car actually looks pretty nice except for the badges) the badges are just OVERKILL, it's like the guy doens't know anything about cars if he can compare his golf to an RS4 (which is an audi if u dont' know). My advice take off those badges before you find people makin fun of you behind your back.. I don't mean to be rude, but that's not right.. Sorry... It's a MAZDA not a GERMAN AUDI. Just think, it's just like you buying some WALMART shoes and putting NIKE on them.. it just doens't work and PEOPLE KNOW...
do the right thing!!!
Originally posted by spankinjomama
Hey I have silver body also and this is laim but I am laim. I went to my Audi Dealership and got 2 general Audi symbols for the rear trunk. and the 1.8T and the Quatro sysmbols. If you take off your old symbols. You will have holes, well the 1.8t covers the bottom riht two and the Quatro does the left bottom two. The trunk will have to sleightly off set, but nobody can tell. I needed grill mesh for the front bracket which is $40 at Nopi and I went to home depot and got the next to the Guttergaurd crap there is really nice grill mesh. Take off the black piece off the front of the car and place it over the black molding and use old screws to hold, and use tiny tie straps to hold on. Then I have the 5 star hub caps, so I painted mine black and looks like the racing Audi's so I have a $40.00 Audi. Only stearing wheel and valve covers say Mazda.
Hey I have silver body also and this is laim but I am laim. I went to my Audi Dealership and got 2 general Audi symbols for the rear trunk. and the 1.8T and the Quatro sysmbols. If you take off your old symbols. You will have holes, well the 1.8t covers the bottom riht two and the Quatro does the left bottom two. The trunk will have to sleightly off set, but nobody can tell. I needed grill mesh for the front bracket which is $40 at Nopi and I went to home depot and got the next to the Guttergaurd crap there is really nice grill mesh. Take off the black piece off the front of the car and place it over the black molding and use old screws to hold, and use tiny tie straps to hold on. Then I have the 5 star hub caps, so I painted mine black and looks like the racing Audi's so I have a $40.00 Audi. Only stearing wheel and valve covers say Mazda.
July-16th-2003, 06:14 PM
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The funny thing is...when a chick sees those Nikes, or the Tommy name..she's gonna say.."hey..that really is a nice shirt, or nice shoes"..but when she's riding in your protege badged to be audi all she'll say is "I thought Audi's were fast!?"...then think about when her bro or another friend tells her your car is just really badged and underneath has NOTHING close to an audi...just stop all the rice stuff and go back..there is nothing wrong with owning a Mazda! Benjamin Franklin!
July-16th-2003, 07:54 PM
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Re: Don't laugh
why the heck would you put audi symbols on a Protege.....
doesn't make sense ... where is the logic in this?
doesn't make sense ... where is the logic in this?
Originally posted by spankinjomama
Hey I have silver body also and this is laim but I am laim. I went to my Audi Dealership and got 2 general Audi symbols for the rear trunk. and the 1.8T and the Quatro sysmbols. If you take off your old symbols. You will have holes, well the 1.8t covers the bottom riht two and the Quatro does the left bottom two. The trunk will have to sleightly off set, but nobody can tell. I needed grill mesh for the front bracket which is $40 at Nopi and I went to home depot and got the next to the Guttergaurd crap there is really nice grill mesh. Take off the black piece off the front of the car and place it over the black molding and use old screws to hold, and use tiny tie straps to hold on. Then I have the 5 star hub caps, so I painted mine black and looks like the racing Audi's so I have a $40.00 Audi. Only stearing wheel and valve covers say Mazda.
Hey I have silver body also and this is laim but I am laim. I went to my Audi Dealership and got 2 general Audi symbols for the rear trunk. and the 1.8T and the Quatro sysmbols. If you take off your old symbols. You will have holes, well the 1.8t covers the bottom riht two and the Quatro does the left bottom two. The trunk will have to sleightly off set, but nobody can tell. I needed grill mesh for the front bracket which is $40 at Nopi and I went to home depot and got the next to the Guttergaurd crap there is really nice grill mesh. Take off the black piece off the front of the car and place it over the black molding and use old screws to hold, and use tiny tie straps to hold on. Then I have the 5 star hub caps, so I painted mine black and looks like the racing Audi's so I have a $40.00 Audi. Only stearing wheel and valve covers say Mazda.
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