http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html

Musical breast implants

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

The sensors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.

 

yah, i'd like a set of 2GB's please...

 

this lady has an early start on the *next* thing....

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...rkies.badtaste

 

this is just ridiculous....

 

i agree.. hold on, let me answer my phone (runs to bathroom...)

 

thats not a phone thats a MICRO-phone....bwahahaha

 

Burned!

Hell dont know why they never thought of it before. If your allready gonna be implanting things make them fun! A big thing in Body modification now is to implant RFID chips directly into the hand. THey allow people to open door and stuff just by reaching out. Ive been playing around with the idea, just dont think I could stand having a pice of metal loosly floating around under my skin.

 

ouch - got me again! - guess i'll have to buy the "upgrades"

 

Nothing like a little mood music coming from your gilrfriend's breasts, huh?
I am a little concerned about the speaker placement however...
can anyone say "boombox"?

 

....what does that say about her favorite positions?

 

seems she likes @ least 1.