I was driving in Calgary, AB (some of you Americans would remember it from the Winter Olympics in 1988). I pulled up to a light and lit up a smoke. I was patiently waiting for the light to turn Green and I hear these Tires Howling to a stop, I look to my Left and see a beautiful 2003 Mercedes G500 AMG. I Think the Idiot who was driving it was on his cell Phone when he noticed that the light was red.

So I threw my smoke out the window and decided to see what those big bastards are made of. Keep in mind Smokes are $10/pack canadian here so it was an expensive race.

I Gunned the engine and then dropped the hammer. I am pretty sure that he wasnt racing me at that light so I kicked his *** and was felling pretty proud. Then we got stopped at another light and I decided to try again, DUH!

He was ready , and he kicked my ***! Until we hit corners, and then I caught up. But in the end he was too much truck for my little P5.

Let this be a lesson to all of you if a AMG G500 tries to race you for Pinks, or something like that - DON'T!

 

Hey man, were you somking dope instead of ciggerates or what?

Any way, yeah, that was funny man, don't mess with a league that is waaaaay higher than yours. But hey, a little mess with the big boys isn't much harm. Sometimes, it is quite fun!

Hope nobody else saw it too though

 

Well, at least he didn't say that he beat it.

 

I BEAT IT!!!!


Oh wait no wait are we talking about cars?

 

V12 vs I4
at least u got one cheap win at the beginning...
didnt vin disel say that "a win is a win?" I know, he meant that when two are racing legitimately then a win by any length is a win. Still, u got that rich foo! mwahahaha

 

Whoo hoo, Vin Diesel kix ***!

~A