Exhaust Whistle Freak
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Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,360
From: Pleasure Point, Ca.
Exhaust Whistle Freak
I was just fumbling around and I found a lil' poem someboby wrote...
Driving down the road: wooooooooooooo
Thought my brakes were failing: wooooooooooo
And again that very night: woooooooooooo
I lie awake in bed: wooooooooooooo
Trying to fall asleep: wooooooooooooo
But from just a block away: woooooooooooo
Just beyond that row of houses: woooooooooooo
I see you driving home: woooooooooooooo
.
You shut off your engine, you ******* exhaust whistle freak
You get out of your car, you ******* exhuast whistle freak
You go up the stairs to your apartment, you ******* exhaust whistle freak
It's 2:25
And I think for a minute.
And I get dressed.
And I put a handfull in my pocket.
And I walk down the street in the dark, in the silence.
The beautiful silence.
And I take them from my pocket.
And I sprinkle them.
Under your tires.
Roofing nails.
Driving down the road: wooooooooooooo
Thought my brakes were failing: wooooooooooo
And again that very night: woooooooooooo
I lie awake in bed: wooooooooooooo
Trying to fall asleep: wooooooooooooo
But from just a block away: woooooooooooo
Just beyond that row of houses: woooooooooooo
I see you driving home: woooooooooooooo
.
You shut off your engine, you ******* exhaust whistle freak
You get out of your car, you ******* exhuast whistle freak
You go up the stairs to your apartment, you ******* exhaust whistle freak
It's 2:25
And I think for a minute.
And I get dressed.
And I put a handfull in my pocket.
And I walk down the street in the dark, in the silence.
The beautiful silence.
And I take them from my pocket.
And I sprinkle them.
Under your tires.
Roofing nails.
Show Layne some respect
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 2,458
From: Long Island,NY
There needs to be a new federal law that basically states:
ANYTHING that serves NO PURPOSE other than to ANNOY the people around you is ILLEGAL.
God help the first guy around here who decides to get one of those exhaust whistler things. The first time I hear it after 10PM, I'm headed out. Taking the 12 volt power inverter, the extension cord, and the Sawzall. Plug in, blade-up, and cut that **** out.
Probably just try to get at the "whistle" part in the tailpipe, even if I can just ruin it with pliers (quieter than the Sawzall 
).
I scream at the cabbies who pull up here and lean on the horn - almost got in a fight with one just two days ago. Lazy bastards - get out of your ******* car!
If I hear a whistler, though, it's over. One way or another, that guy will not be driving with that thing blowing again.
~HH
ANYTHING that serves NO PURPOSE other than to ANNOY the people around you is ILLEGAL.
God help the first guy around here who decides to get one of those exhaust whistler things. The first time I hear it after 10PM, I'm headed out. Taking the 12 volt power inverter, the extension cord, and the Sawzall. Plug in, blade-up, and cut that **** out.
Probably just try to get at the "whistle" part in the tailpipe, even if I can just ruin it with pliers (quieter than the Sawzall ). I scream at the cabbies who pull up here and lean on the horn - almost got in a fight with one just two days ago. Lazy bastards - get out of your ******* car!
If I hear a whistler, though, it's over. One way or another, that guy will not be driving with that thing blowing again.
~HH
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