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Old Jan 16, 2003 | 06:50 PM
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Raced a UFO --- Out of this world!!!!!

Was driving through New Mexico in my 13B 323 when I saw a flash of light in my rearview mirror...so I figured...this chump wants to race!!!! So I was completely hyped..from the shape of the lights I thought it was a Suzuki Aerio and I was like WORD I can beat him. The next thing I know, this crazy spaceship was beside me at the light and showing off these hot to def APC stickers so naturally I blipped my throttle and launched. I sooooo dusted him off the line!!!! I pulled at least three spaceship lengths on him. I was doing about 95 when I finally made my 2-3 shift and the spaceship was starting to walk me cause it had mad top end...I was pissed. So I armed my nitrous and let it rip. Next thing I know this blind curve comes up....and I'm doin about 143.225 when I jump on my brakes....luckily I just had PepBoys install these fake cross-drilled rotor covers and they helped my car stop like I dropped an anchor. All the UFO could do was fly by with what looked to be hazard lights. Oh well..hope I see ET again cause I'll dust his ***!!!!
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 07:42 PM
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Dude you must be pretty bored to post this ****
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 09:11 PM
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That wasn't even remotely funny.
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 10:14 PM
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Originally posted by MazspeedPro
Dude you must be pretty bored to post this ****
You must be pretty bored to reply...
Old Jan 17, 2003 | 01:37 AM
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Re: Raced a UFO --- Out of this world!!!!!

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Was driving through New Mexico in my 13B 323 when I saw a flash of light in my rearview mirror...so I figured...this chump wants to race!!!! So I was completely hyped..from the shape of the lights I thought it was a Suzuki Aerio and I was like WORD I can beat him. The next thing I know, this crazy spaceship was beside me at the light and showing off these hot to def APC stickers so naturally I blipped my throttle and launched. I sooooo dusted him off the line!!!! I pulled at least three spaceship lengths on him. I was doing about 95 when I finally made my 2-3 shift and the spaceship was starting to walk me cause it had mad top end...I was pissed. So I armed my nitrous and let it rip. Next thing I know this blind curve comes up....and I'm doin about 143.225 when I jump on my brakes....luckily I just had PepBoys install these fake cross-drilled rotor covers and they helped my car stop like I dropped an anchor. All the UFO could do was fly by with what looked to be hazard lights. Oh well..hope I see ET again cause I'll dust his ***!!!!
Dude, I was driving on a deserted road and all of a sudden these lights were behind me. I turned around and it was my friend lighting a pipe. He had a silly grin on his face and somehow managed to gurgle out "Dude, this **** that ProtegesRPOS's smokes is some good ****. Kekekee"
Old Jan 17, 2003 | 02:17 AM
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Re: Raced a UFO --- Out of this world!!!!!

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Was driving through New Mexico in my 13B 323 when I saw a flash of light in my rearview mirror...so I figured...this chump wants to race!!!! So I was completely hyped..from the shape of the lights I thought it was a Suzuki Aerio and I was like WORD I can beat him. The next thing I know, this crazy spaceship was beside me at the light and showing off these hot to def APC stickers so naturally I blipped my throttle and launched. I sooooo dusted him off the line!!!! I pulled at least three spaceship lengths on him. I was doing about 95 when I finally made my 2-3 shift and the spaceship was starting to walk me cause it had mad top end...I was pissed. So I armed my nitrous and let it rip. Next thing I know this blind curve comes up....and I'm doin about 143.225 when I jump on my brakes....luckily I just had PepBoys install these fake cross-drilled rotor covers and they helped my car stop like I dropped an anchor. All the UFO could do was fly by with what looked to be hazard lights. Oh well..hope I see ET again cause I'll dust his ***!!!!
Old Jan 17, 2003 | 08:09 AM
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I don't think it's as bad as 90% of the stuff in this section. Probably has a truth factor equivalent to most of the stuff in this section in my opinion.
Old Jan 17, 2003 | 07:08 PM
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Was driving through New Mexico in my 13B 323 when I saw a flash of light in my rearview mirror...so I figured...this chump wants to race!!!! So I was completely hyped..from the shape of the lights I thought it was a Suzuki Aerio and I was like WORD I can beat him. The next thing I know, this crazy spaceship was beside me at the light and showing off these hot to def APC stickers so naturally I blipped my throttle and launched. I sooooo dusted him off the line!!!! I pulled at least three spaceship lengths on him. I was doing about 95 when I finally made my 2-3 shift and the spaceship was starting to walk me cause it had mad top end...I was pissed. So I armed my nitrous and let it rip. Next thing I know this blind curve comes up....and I'm doin about 143.225 when I jump on my brakes....luckily I just had PepBoys install these fake cross-drilled rotor covers and they helped my car stop like I dropped an anchor. All the UFO could do was fly by with what looked to be hazard lights. Oh well..hope I see ET again cause I'll dust his ***!!!!
Were you just cruising with your girl and listening to some tunes before hand? Because you know, this isn't an official race story unless you mention those facts.
Old Jan 17, 2003 | 08:15 PM
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I wonder about the plausability of a 13B 323. That'd be pretty cool
Old Jan 18, 2003 | 12:12 PM
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Originally posted by Chastan


You must be pretty bored to reply...
You most be pretty bored to reply to his reply!! haha jk
Old Jan 19, 2003 | 02:08 AM
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Hey i thought it was funny! geez i hate how so many people in these forums are so pissy! Somebody's always gotta bash on the post... I can see it being a little annoying if it was totally made up - but he's making a point (one that i agree with). All the stupid fake crap and strobe lights etc etc on cars is getting ridiculous. Saying that he acually though it was a UFO made ME laugh! That's called witty humor!
Old Jan 19, 2003 | 10:13 AM
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I now think that all of you are dumb *****. Did you not read his name "ProtegesRPOS's" lets look at this closer Proteges R P.O.S's
so the Protege are a peace of ****


He got that last laugh.


Old Jan 19, 2003 | 07:22 PM
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Maybe ProtegesRPOS's really just means - Proteges R Pimpin on Spaceships?" Or Maybe Dr. Phil is just wearing off on me.

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Old Jan 20, 2003 | 03:58 AM
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Originally posted by sweetprotege93

You most be pretty bored to reply to his reply!! haha jk
her reply, actually...
Old Jan 20, 2003 | 02:17 PM
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Originally posted by Chastan


her reply, actually...
Yea actually I was !



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