Yup. Tonight, on my way home, some kid in an Enzo pulled up and tried to rev on me... it was ON!!

I got a crappy start because my Injen filter needs cleaning, so he pulled on me until 3rd gear when BAM!! My VVT kicked in and I drafted a bullet train(did i mention we were racing down Mt Fuji?) and smoked him! It was uber-rad.


P5 is teh W1NNAR!

 

do0d, I gotzta c4ll B.S. on d1s p05t.

U no y?? cus' VVT dus-nt *** N n-til 4th geer.

U so fool o' sheet!

p.s. I life on Munt Fuji N eye n3v3r s33n ur punkazz.

 

HAHAHAHAH <<LAUGHING MY A SS OFF>>




<<SIGH>> That was a good one.

 

B...U...L...L...S...H...I...T...

if that was confusing, maybe this animation will help:
BTW, what color was this "enzo?"

 

Your lack of faith make me chuckle.

 

Dooood! I Saw ThAt RAZE SoN! U ShoUlDa HaD 1 o DeM MAD TYTE WIngZ on YO RidE! CausE YoU WOuLDa GoN Like 10000000000000000 Timez Fasta Son!
Yo PimPIn Tiyte Mizada Iz teh hOtnuss. But NoT Azz KEWl as MIn It Runz 3s in Da Quota soooon!

 

nah son

u gotsa hook me a line up bruv

we be madd pimpin in these mizadas from point a to point b

we be styling the big chromies, and these body kits that Yo, turn heads

don't forget bruv, we gotsa be installing a fart can on ure ride too, get you madd chicks you knwo what i'm sayin

and remember we be beatin those top feul dragsters, they couldn't even contest bruv

and thats without our NAWWWWSSSSS!!!

 

My head hurts from reading this garbage.... You all are sounding as intelligent as our president...

 

Shift MaD QuIck Yo!!!

 

y0! Bu$h iz t3h $h1t

no doubt son.

Ricer/ebonics-speakers for Bush 2K4!!!

 

boolsheeeit. mang, u think beat'n a enzo y0 shitz kWik? th@nkz 2 mah tYpe R sticka and mY d0ub1e decked spoila, i beat my 5th murcielago. i h@d that bytch by 5 carz y0. i h@d to use muh 90000000 sh0t 0f nitrous and b00sted t0 100 psi to get muh quad turb0 hemi powa supa charged 100 liteR h0nda CRX in 0rder to beat dat bytch to aut0zone. Hellz yeeuh, dAt bytch was DONe.

 

ummmm............zoom zoom zoom,,,

 

I come from da hood where we race in da skr33t
my ride be so fly it ain't never been beat

I got da Type-R Stickaz an da GTR Badge
That be some **** that make my ride so fast.
15 inch subs and I be rollin' on Dubs
I'm a pimp wit da bitches at all the clubs

Electric supa'charger to fire up da boost
fire up that **** and let my ride on da' loose
Big ****** wing be addin to da bling

I'm a 16 year old dumbass
ain't got no commonsense.
one time when i was runnin from da cops,
i got caught up on a fence

I got past da fence,
but theres no where to hide,
I looked up the street and I saw my phat ride

Hopped in the hooptie and fire up da mill
dam that muthafuckin **** sounded ILL
Almost squeal da tires as I hit the ****** gas
but them muthafuckin cops dey still on ma' ***

speeding through traffic, i weave in and out
almost ****** crash dat ****, but M4D SK1LLZ pull me out
lose the ****** cops, from ma homies come da props
cause my ride is so phat and my skillz be ALL DAT


Copyright R. Jackson 2003-2004

 

hey i guess i dont suck that bad b/c "Almost squeal da tires as I hit the f-in gas
" i can actually squeel mine but maybe i am just hopelesss in tryin not to suck at life..

 

WTF?? now it does??