Worst movie ever made
 

Copy/Paste of my previous post in "Best Movie Ever Made" thread...

I would have to vote for Garbage Pail Kids "The Movie". OMG! That was bad!!!

Fast and Furious and any sequel that comes after it.

bubble Boy
Zoolander
Joe Dirt
Rat Race

All the Chucky movies, Goulies movies, and most of the Jason movies.....

F&F was REALLY BAD, haven't seen a bad movie like that in a long long time.

not sure if you guys remember, there was a Spawn movie, and it sucked ass too :D

and I hate to say this, but Final Fantasy the movies was also bad... :( I really like the video game series...

I somewhat liked the last (3). I didnt see Bubble Boy tho, looks pretty stupid.

Zoolander was a VERY stupid movie, but it was funny/stupid.
6 out of 10

Joe Dirt, It was totally what I didnt expect. I actually watched it twice. 7 out of 10

Rat Race, the had some pretty good parts in the movie, but the ending SUCKED! Overall I give it a 5 out of 10

Rat Race was hilarius!!! I think you posted in the wrong thread! :D


Bad movies...

Any movie that Mystery Science Theatre 3000 made fun of.

Suburban Commando
Thunder In Paradise (And all sequels)
Mr. Nanny
Freddy Got Fingered
Home Alone 2,3
Scary Movie
Python

Only funny thing in Rat Race was the dude with the sleeping problem.

City of the Lost Children

It was a french movie about a circus strong man who faved this kid from a gang that was run by a brain floating in water... ya it sucked. The only movie i've ever turned off before it was finished because it was bad.

Joe Dirt kicked ass! Life's a garden, dig it.

what about really bad movies that somewhat made it up for being stupidly funny? Dude Where's My Car comes to mind :D

hope no one has to come out of the house one morning and go 'dude where's my car?' :rofl:

Add that movie to my Dumb list

That is one of the many few movies that I had to turn off after the first 20 minutes. Maybe someday Ill sit through the whole movie, but until then, that movie sucked ass!!

The Insider. The only movie I've ever walked out of in the middle of the theatre. It SUCKED THE BIG ONE! It just went on and on and on, and just when you thought it was safe to leave, it kept going. :mad:
Really though I liked fast and the furious, and I still do... A lot of the people that give it a bum wrap are the same ones that were going to the theatre to watch it 3 and 4 times. Some of the stuff was a little unbelievable, but what movie DOESN'T have made up b.s.?? Flame away, but that movie is still on my top 10 list.
Edit: IF the second one has Ja Rule though I'm boycotting the s.o.b.

Perhaps you turned it off because you couldn't understand it. That movie is very good and very visually stimulating. ANd snadman, yo ninja I love avatar thingy. Where can I sign to be a manaic, who's a bit whack, on planet Stasiak?!?!


Oh yeah and Final Fantasy was the shit, I'm not sure what movie you were watching, but they were extremely creative with the cgi in that. It almost looked like a real movie at some points.

As for worst movie, heh I almost forgot, my worst movie would have to be Fast and the Furious as well.

the CG was amazing, but the story was B-rated at best, if not worse. I expect its CG to be top notch, but the storyline let me down :(

Toy Story 1 & 2, now there's a movie with good CG AND a good storyline :D

Yo!

You hail from planet Stasiak?
The man's a maniac!
Time after time,
That man can rhyme!
He's pretty good on the mic
what's not like
about a guy whos mad whack
from planet called stasiak?

Seriously tho - I see this guy going a long way. His gimmick is hilarius and he's not too bad on the mat either. He's jobbing like crazy right now, but it's all good. It's funny to watch. Like last weeks 1 second match against who was it.. Regal?

Thanks for the props on the avatar.. I'm glad I finally have enough posts to get one! :D

Yeah dude, Regal knocked his loopy ass out with the power of the punch. But I gotta agree I like this angle for Stasiak much better than when he was "Meat", you remember that?

Oh and ZoomZoomH has a sweet avatar too....."Wanna get high?", "Don't forget to bring a towel"

hehe thanks, next week, TIMMMMY!

Pigs was a movie I fell asleep 3 times while watching..

anything with DMX sucks......Stegen Sagal (sp?) too....
Desert Heat or something like that with Van Dick(:D ) too....

oh man..........I hate watching bad movies........I fall asleep....wake up.......and it's still the same boring crap.......:mad:

Don't know what my "worst movie of all time" would be, but the worst movie of 2001:

A Knight's Tale

That movie was painful to watch. Intellectually, mentally, and physically.

The Wedding Planner is a close second.

um anybody seen to wong foo? aaaagh! okay, altho the acting was good with snipes, leguziamo, and swayze, i sat thru the whole movie thinking "wtf? dude, just get up and walk out. get up right now, and walk out. dude, walk out." my friend and his wife had to apologize to me the whole way home cause they thought it was an "action/martial arts" flic. :squint:

worst movie? crap i wouldn't know since i try to purge my mind of all that sorta sh!t... oh wait, that one with john ritter and the kid...damn, what was the name of that dumb@ss movie, where he adopts the kid, and the kid is a pain in the @ss blah blah blah? yeah, well that one. and all the ones that followed. nothing saved those movies- not hot chicks. no sex. nothing.

Just barely.. I was JUST getting into wrestling as meat was disappearing from the spotlight...

Remember Regals other (dumb) gimmicks? The man's man? He had hilarius commercials, but that's about as far is it went..

LMAO!! :rofl: I remember me and my mom tricked my dad into watching about 5 mins. of that movie by telling him it would be like Jackie Chan lol.
Afterwards he went to his workshop for a couple of hours to play with power tools, rev up his Mustang, and console himself with manly things in general :rolleyes:

the only thing keeping that movie going was J Lo's fine a$$



Summer of Sam is the worst movie I saw in a theater and The Ninth Gate had the biggest anit-climax of any movie I've seen. The Horse Whisperer was really awful too. It's well over 3 hours long and there is no dialogue in the first 15 minutes or so.

Movies can't be too bad if they have hot girls and "action" in it.:D
Too bad F and F had none.

I can't believe all that and no one mentioned "BATTLEFIELD EARTH"!!!! (either that or i missed it! :P ) that movie SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCKED!!! I'm the kinda person who'll normally sit through really bad movies in the hopes that they'll get better as they go on... but DAMN!!! i just had to kill this one after 20mins!!!

Come on now Ator the fighting warrior was pretty bad and it was on mst3k too so you know it was BAD !!!!!!

daaaaaaaamn that movie sucked!!! i think i still have that on dvd. i ignored my friend's warning and bought it anyways. yeah, i gotta go with that as the WORST movie ever... :eek:

You buy dvds before watching the movie? I usuallyy buy dvds only for the movies that I love, and would watch more than once. I never saw Battlefield Earth, but I like John Travolta. Ive heard bad things about the movie, but I may watch it sometime in the future.

dude, DON'T DO IT!!! that movie suuuuucked royal @ss!

yeah, i'm a dvd fiend. sometimes i don't think a movie will be worth my gas into town or the 7 bones, so i wait for the dvd. that way for 15-20 duckets,, i can watch it as many times as i want...or not. i buy all kinds of dvds just so i can blow money. i still have movies on my shelf that i haven't opened/watched yet. maybe oneday. all my friends come over to borrow movies, but i should make membership cards or something so i can charge them rental fees...lol :p

oh god I forgot about grbage pail kids wow thats old and boy did it suck lets see what else

OH THE WORST MOVIE EVER IS

A crack in teh floor

the killer throws a pick axe and you see it go about 5 feet away from teh person to the right or left and next thing you know yup it hits her smack dab in the middle of hte back, and it has slater from saved by the bell.. and the worst part is "so does she smoke? slater or some guy replys "just my beef joint" I laughjed because that was such a retarded line

you know that whole thing about a thousand monkeys at athousand typewriters, well it's not true they all just end up writing a crack in teh floor..

the only way I would ever say watch it is to show people that it really is THAT bad...

Brycer79

By far the worst movie ever was High Stakes. It has a ferrari and lamborghini on the cover, and it talks about an underground crew that is steeling cars, and when you watch the movie the main car they steal is a 1990ish Honda Civic,because they wanted to screw some girl over. It had rust all over it. The nicest car in the movie was some BMW parked on the street. Talk about false advertisement.

When did that movie come out? I searched on www.imdb.com and they have about 5 movies named that...

http://us.imdb.com/Tsearch?high+stakes

The most unrealistic movie I ever saw was Driven. It was so ridiculous I could not even believe it

I just watched Fridady the 13Th part 9 Jason goes to hell again last night. It is so stupid. I don't understand how it could scare anyone. I can't wait to see Jason X. I think Ebert said it was was the worst movie in his memory.

I agree Driven was rediculous! The wrecks were so stupidly fake I almost stopped watching it.

jason x is pretty lame, but then again, so are all the other jason movies. but he is pretty bad@ss in this one. the acting sucked tho. what else is new? :rolleyes:

travis, ebert might be right on that one. but the "new" jason kinda saved the movie.

What was the shit with the quarters too? How the fuck could he even see a quarter rounding a turn at 100+ mph? Also, could a quarter stick to a tire spinning that fast. If an F1 or CART car can do 220+ mph in a straight away I doubt anything could "stick" to the tires.

The best part was the end. I can't believe I actually saw the end. Stalone is amazing. He kept up with 1st adn 2nd place for a few miles with a destroyed front tire, wheel, and suspension. that was awesome.

I love how they through in the shit love story for the girls too. the movie sucked

With out a doubt, Freddy got Fingered. I can watch just about anything, but I had to turn this one off. Half hour of tom green is plenty

You are right. I didn't even watch the whole movie it was so bad. Dude Wheres my Car was also a terrible movie.

as for driven i think its good and some of those wrecks are real. You should watch the special features. The wreck in the rain where the car used another car as a ramp is real. The really jumped a car by using a car as a ramp. The ninth gate pissed me the hell off. The ending was weak. He screwed the devil and then walked into the light emitting from a door in the middle of no where. WTF??? I think that Pootie Tang takes the cake as worst movie ever though. A terrible piece of shit is what it takes to get me to leave the movie early, especially after paying $8 to see it.