did I ever tell you the time (miller) that my friend and I (school of math and science graduates) decided to turn my ford aerostart mini-van into a catapult? We rocketed pumpkins of that thing with extreme prejudice. I got "detained" by helena police when the pumpkin remainants ended up causing cars to slide on the road.

Long story short.....give me a lever long enough and I can hurl the shit out of a pumpkin with it.

ghettopro, you are my court jester. Now dance for me fool!

i keep praying and praying and praying...

phantoms prayer request??
 

phantom??? praying to me so soon?

(or are you secretly thinking.........

HEY! That's my deparment!!



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Natey, I feel the need to post a picture that sends a "Why am I surrounded by frickin' idiots" message. Chop chop!

karen says, "i want YOU to reinstate my scrumpet status" (or else i'll chuck day old donuts at you!)

hahaha! was that picture taken just for this post?!?! If so that is dedication and your previous status demotion is revoked!

Your loyalty to your Emporer and your love for delicious doughnuts has been your salvation.

Now go and be merry.

as the newley appointed minister, I hereby give you all of my W.O.M.P. aresenal.... to do with as you see fit in an irresponsible and totaly power abusive manner that is to be expected of a man with you powa...

WOMP= Weapons of Mass Propulsion

Would a 1000cfm intercooled supercharger kit be considered a W.O.M.P.?? If so, I'm going to use that in my sig! Very nice.

For a long time I considered my penis a Weapon of Ass destruction! hahahah, wait....that didn't sound right.

not right, not right at all. 50 lashings with a wet noodle for you!

:confused: :dunno: :cookoo: :wtf: :barf:

HAHAHAHAHA

the truth comes out, or is matty just day dreaming :p

hahaha, those pictures are awesome...Natey pwnz p-chop

LMAO...........I get to be the court jester....YAY...........*dances*....

as court jester you msut find "smiley's" that involve dancing, clowns and happiness. Now be gone and do not return empty handed!!