So i'm at work..night shift. I take a break and go to the local Tim Horton's but I have to pass a bar. I'm stopped at the light right by it and some ******* kid jumps and walks across my hood!!! **** I'm pissed cause the initial jump he took caused a dent on the quarter panel on the driver's side. No scratches but a dent!!! I was about to get out and grab him but there were 4 others with him. Didn't feel like starting **** w/ 5 drunk guys in the middle of the street. What should I have done? I called the bar and complained but they weren't gonna do nothing since it wasn't their property.

 

you were pretty smart staying in your car.....its times like that you wish you still lived in the old west...and a killing would have been justified.

grrrrrr I feel for you.....punk kids have no respect for anyones stuff.....

if the guy went into the bar....about the only thing you COULD have done was call the cops....then went inside with them when they got there...drag the asswipe out of the bar and pressed charges for "distruction of private property"

 

Nah..he was heading away from it. Damn!! Oh well...car's not worth my life anyways..and I'm gettin a new one soon.

You on night shift too?

 

If you were first in line at the light, you could have just stepped on the gas as he was walking over the hood... but I think most of us would have been too surprised to react that fast.

 

Yeah, I agree. Even better yet throw it in reverse and drop him on his head. Pull a reverse 180 and be off on your way.

 

I would have wiped out a pen and stabbed him in the eye. Because he sure does not need them if he is that clumsy.

"Honestly Officers I feared for my life...thatz why I had to protect myself with a bic."

I hate disrepectful drunks.

 

I would have stalked him with my ninja skillz, then beat his azz with my Kung Fu grip when he was alone.

~Against 5 others you did the right thing.

 

i woulda floored it, made him fall, then punched him in the throat. lol

 

Gotta punch em in the ear!

 

Then you would have gotten a busted windsheild, pulled from the car and gotten punched, kicked, poked, bitten, scratched in your throat by his 4 friends. Then they would all vouched to the officer that you hit their innocent friend and tried to drive off. Next thing you know, your locked in the Booty house

Use your head 1st, then your hands n' feet...teeth if necessary!

 

This all reminds me of a time when my aunt was at a light, and this guy walks over and tries to steal her sunglasses. Lucky for her, she saw him on the rearview mirror and thought he looked suspicious. So she put her finger on the window button without actually pressing it.

When he stuck his hand in though the partially open window, she pressed the button and rolled the window up, squeezing and trapping his hand... at that moment the light turned green and she floored it, dragging him a few meters before rolling the window down and leaving him behind, falling onto the asphalt and busting the **** out of his face.

I laugh every time I remember that.

 

Los-323. That's a great story.

 

Thats true, maybe if no one was behind you, you could go in reverse. Damn Punk kids.

That reminds me yesterday some dumbass kids walked across a 4 lane highway while it was covered in ice, so they were falling over and walking slow (to the dollar store). So my dad honked the horn about 100 feet before we'd run them away. The little punks stopped in the next lane and all started to stare at us as we passed them. "omgomg! I'm so stared of lil romeo, Kris Kross, and lil bow wow look alikes!"

 

I would of called the cops on them and follwed them to there car get there plate number let them pay for ur dents and send them to sober up in jail ..Jon

 

I am so OVERPROTECTIVE of my car!! I park all the way out in the parking lot where there aren't other cars, and always next to a curb if I can find one. If that had happened to me there would have been two dents in my hood, if you know what I am saying. If I didn't react fast enough at the light I'd follow him and hit em then. And if his friends caused me any probelms there'd be four more matching dents in the hoods. I abhor people that don't have respect for other peoples belongings.

If I didn't do that I would have called the po po and followed them keeping the police updated until they pull them over.