dunno if this was posted, but i thought it was damn funny cause it's almost true to the "t"! but for some reason, nothing on the protege... oh well, here are a few cars to consider:

buick park avenue
i am older than 34 of the 50 states
cadillac seville
i am a pimp
chevrolet camaro
i enjoy beating the hell out of people
chevrolet chevette
i like seeing people's reactions when i tell them i have a 'vette.
chevrolet corvette
i am in a mid-life crisis
dodge daytona
i delivered pizza for 4 years to get this car
ferrari testarossa
i am known to prematurely ejaculate
ford mustang
i slow down to 85 in school zones
ford crown victoria
i enjoy having ppl slow to 55 and change lanes when i pull up behind them
geo storm
i will start the 11th grade in the fall
geo tracker
i will start the 12th grade in the fall
honda civic
i have just graduated and have no credit
honda accord
i lack any originality an am basically a lemming
isuzu impulse
i do not give a damn about j.d. power or his reports
mazda miata
i don not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler
plymouth neon
i sincerely enjoy doing the macarena
volkswagon microbus
i am tripping right now
volvo 740 wagon
i am frightened of my wife

there are a lot more, but i can only type so much. and please, for those of you who own any of the above listed cars, this is only a joke! no flaming please.

 

ahhhh hell yeah man

 

i had a neon before

and i dont like the macarena

but all the rest of the list is true and typical

i liked the crown victoria one haha i would do it too!!

 

I think you can add

Lincoln Town Car
I'm over 60 and have alzheimers (sp??)

man if you leave your turn signals on in that car for too long there's the same warning beep as when ur not wearing ur seatbelt....oh well I find it funny

 

Wait a minute, I don't drive a testarossa.....

 

hmm......I had a seville