Driving to work today I was about 80% asleep most of the way (I have a 70+ mile commute each way to work).. and after about 45 minutes of driving with music blaring and windows down i decided i needed something to keep me up. I had some no doze in the car and opted to wash one down with a starbucks doubleshot, their new energy drink I'd seen advertised on tv.

I stopped at a good ol' am pm and picked up a $2.00 4oz doubleshot and a 13.7oz $2.50 Frappuccino.

I downed only the double shot. That was 20 minutes ago.

I'm typing this from 3 miles above California, awaiting my freefall back to earth.

If Red Bull gives you wings, this **** gives you a JATO (jet assisted takeoff) device.

oh, and now im drinking the frappuccino.

 

Thanks for reminding me of the main reason why I recently gave up coffee (but not caffeine, love my carbonated beverages!)

 

hmmm i remember double shot being out for sometime now. but maybe just b/c i lived in washington. but the **** is good. but since i dont have a am pm anymore. i hit the good ol. caseys general store...

when it comes to coffee shops i would rather goto a small one. not starbucks or the other big ones.

 

well, i downed my frappucinno and ate a donut on top of all that other ****, and now I feel like Ive been shot 40 times in the gut, and then been pumped full of pcp to keep me alive.

This is not going to be good.

 

LOL well i have to start my commute. i think i will just go with some cool aid. sugar...

 

Maybe your body is trying to prepare for things to come once you enter the office?

 

I look like this at work :



and no, that's not me.

 

Oh jesus, that would throw a rod instantly. That **** is like rocket fuel.

Vin Diesel : "I need double shots, tonight, big ones"
White Ricer : "Are you sure thats safe, you could blow the head gasket and burn up to Motech exhaust!"
Vin Diesel : "GRR!"

 

tough, dear.

 

no, i just sat there for a few minutes wondering what the **** your post meant.. built mazda though? Made no sense to me, until i remembered you were a dummy.

 

go for it

 

damn right my *** is tight, it's going to stay that way too.. unlike FOXXXXXXXXY.. your **** echos.

 

awwww, dont cry

 

*laughs her TIGHT *** off*

 

That's what I love about this forum. Up to my *** reviewing a technical manual the customer wants right away so I can't pawn it off. I decide to take a break and look at the forum. Out of nowhere an off topic thread turns into a vicious *** comparison complete with graphic smiley face things doing stuff I never thought they could!

Keep it up all you're keeping me sane!!!