argghhhh!!!!!!!!! Well im single again. go figure .lol. well good thing i listend to you guys about the v-day stuff cus i am damn glad i didnt spend much money on this one or id be reaallly pissed. Well im sad but ohwell

 

Take it from someone who has been married for well, a long time: living the single life
might be fun for a little while--and hey, look at all the money you'll be able to spend on your car. You know, so you can attract chicks, so you won't need to be single, and then she'll bitch about all the money you've spent, and leave you for it...ahh, what a vicious cycle.

 

ahhh life is great and twisted..

being single is sometimes the best **** ever.. because you can do whatever sick and twisted and illegal **** you want.. but there will be an unfillable void that you want to fill (being lonely). so you see a girl you are very attracted to. the cycle starts once again

you will find another mp5

 

just be happy you didn't get a tatoo with your *significant other*'s name

not saying i did
but it would be bad

 

whahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

Its ok, theres pleanty'o'time to find another lady whom will be just perfect for you! Just live and enjoy single-ness for a while, do things with no obligation! lol It'll be aight! and hang in there if its that bad.

And life is indeed sick and twisted....

 

I know what your feeling, my girl just dumped me right after V-Day, but I didn't even get to give her all the **** I got, it's sitting at my house, being single has it's advantages and disadvantages, I was married for 12 years and don't really perferre to be single but it is nice being ableto do what you want, when you want without some women always NAGGING!!!!!!!!!!! Good luck to ya,

 

Dude...how old are you again...under 20 right? Maybe you're still in HS? Bro...the poonani is out there...you're probably just barking up the wrong tree, or don't have the skills ("Girls want boyfriend's who have skills". - Napolean Dynamite)....or don't have the magic stick.

Regards,
-Phil

















Women use me for my magic stick....and I don't mind.....I'm a man *****.

 

bah, be happy you are single while you are..look at any @$$ you want not worry about her thinking uyou are cheating on her..........dont gotta stay on the phone will god knows what time...it can be a rewarding experience...plus...look at all the money you save for your car....haha

 

No doubt....my girl gets like 1/4 of my pay check bro....but at least she knows we're not married and we don't own each other....so at any point we could wrap it up and go our seperate ways...then again...she has a 3 bedroom house, I have a 2 bedroom townhouse...I like the house...alot....ha ha.

POINT?
JUST DO YOU MAN!

 

1/4 check?

guess who you are!

just kidding... if it were my situation, i better get something in return for that money... every mthr fkng night

am i right

 

hahahahahaha

 

Well, sorry to hear about that. But you know, being single isn't all bad! Enjoy your "time off"

 

Oh i will! I already got some new front speakers for my car. The rears are on the way. then its a little bit of performance h/i/e. then lowering, tinting.

anyways, im going up north and im gona party it up with the locals

talk to you guys like sunday

 

I cant belive I just told him all the advantages of being single and i just got back with my ex a couple of days ago;....