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Old June-5th-2003, 12:03 PM
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Smile one more sex ?

i know i am on the sex thing today but it is spring and the birds and bees are off the wall and so am i i want to know if anyone has been hurt during sex


the reason i ask is about 3 years ago me and my girl were going at it and she was on top doin her thing and she leaned over to nibble my neck and one of her chains fell in my mouth and befor i could relize it she began to C@$ and sat up with athorty the next thing i kneww my front tooth was on my chest and i was gushing blood fromm my mouth


but little to say she and ifinished befor she noticed the best part of it all was the next day i started a new job at best buy and the gm and the district manger came down to see me in the install bay to introduce themselves and the gm noticed that i was missing my front tooth that i had when he hired me so i told my story and from that day on he alway brought ex and ect yo meet me and tell my story

sorry for lenght but its worth it
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Old June-5th-2003, 12:11 PM
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lol ummmmmmm no i cant say that has ever happened to me.
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Old June-5th-2003, 12:18 PM
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NO , !!!!! i KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST POST THAT ,,
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH SORRY BUT THAT WAS JUST TO FUNNY ..
AND YOU TOLD YOUR BOSS ... SLAPPING MY FOREHEAD ....
 
Old June-5th-2003, 12:21 PM
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hey i got no secret from anyone i just like good thread to have in forums
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Old June-5th-2003, 12:24 PM
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it's not that , just that I was not expecting it and I almost burst out laughing and had to cover my mouth as people were looking at me .. lol .. I was ducking behind the flat screen
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Old June-5th-2003, 12:31 PM
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lol yeah that was like a totaly random post. not to mention funny.
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Old June-5th-2003, 12:32 PM
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im glad i made you laugh thats why its here and to see if i am the only one who has a injury record in the sack please leave some kind of feed back so i know what you think
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Old June-5th-2003, 12:34 PM
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never happened to me ... The Girl is usually the one that gets injured
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Old June-5th-2003, 12:36 PM
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the only injury, thats not a real injury, was my gf and i were going at it, and im a pretty big guy like 6'1 inches 210 pounds, my girl is like 5'2 lol 115. and she was on top, i shifted my body, and she came down on me, and i bottomed out hard, she froze in pain, and i froze in pain. the from there out we took it easy. but no missing teeth.
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Old June-5th-2003, 01:23 PM
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I was "showering" with my ex boyfriend and when I went to stand up, I didn't realize how close I was to the faucet and rammed the side of my thigh into it. Left a huge black and blue mark. It's finally about gone now and it's been about 2 years
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Old June-5th-2003, 01:25 PM
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lol why were you lying down in the shower. lol serves you right.
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Old June-5th-2003, 01:28 PM
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lol kneeling actually
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Old June-5th-2003, 01:40 PM
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see things are pickin up thank god for good sex storys
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Old June-5th-2003, 03:42 PM
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hello any one out there with storys
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Old June-5th-2003, 04:15 PM
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I was going to say something about me "missing", but I realize it hurt her more than it did me

I really missed though!
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