Damn, that's funny. It shouldn't be, but it is.

I have seriously just about given up on women....everyone I meet is freakin crazy as a loon or she is but ass ugly LOL I am seriously not interested...It is like ALL the GOOD women are gone/taken (OOPS did not mean to jack the tread)

It's now **OFFICIAL**
http://www.protegeclub.com/attachmen...tid=3837&stc=1

Now you can put a "Threadjack Service Medal" on your uniform...

(make sure you get that permanent order #)

Try booze. It works for nearly everyone.

"Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862."

BEER GOGGLES!!!!!
Man...poor guy...wanted advice and what do we end up doing?
:wee:
(again)

My buddy has beer goggle laser surgery... He doesn't even have to drink.

He must save a lot of time getting ready in the morning.

maybe i should have written this also but i got her number a while back but the main reason why i asked for it was because she had a book that i needed for one of my classes. at that time i wasnt really interested in her cause i was still into my ex. i still have her number but its been like 6 months since i have called her. so should i just ask her again for her number. and i know im asking all these question like if im a youngster but u have to understand i have been in a realtionship for 3 yrs so im kind of rusty on all this. again i wanna thank you all and ill keep u all posted.

Dude... If she gave you her # for a stupid book, she wants you to call her. period.

What he said!

i know but it just that it been like 6 months ago since i have last called her it's gonna feel wierd just calling her out of know where and asking her to go out. whenever i see her at work we just say hi and that bout it.

Dude...so re-approach her and tell her that you'd like to grab a cup of java w/her and you'd like to get her number because you misplaced it...that's a viable reason to call her.

Case in point...here's how you pick up a chic in the course of less than 3 weeks:

HER:
I sent you a text message last night don't know if you got it or not...I was
sayin if you weren't busy to call me i guess it was around 10:30 when i came
home. Anyway hope you are having a great weekend so far...and hope to talk to
you soon, you know the number : ) later babe, Rach

ME:
Yes, I got it...but I can't text w/my phone w/my nextel I can only 2-way....no text.
& next time stick Rach in there...I was scratching my head trying to
figure out who sent it...lol. I'll give you a call later...I had to be
at work at a ridiculously early 6am
this morning....BOOOO!

ME:
I should've came up and helped you "baby-sit" your sick friend...lol...oh well...sorry about not hitting you back when you sent me that text btw...I was probably sleeping or damn near close to it...lol.
I just got out of my first circuit training class...that shit hardcore!!
530-630am makes it exceptionally hellacious!
Well, I'll call you tonight.....hope all is well otherwise.
:)

HER:
I wish you would have come up to help me "baby-sit" she slept the whole time
and I was lonely. I bet we could have found something quiet to do :)! I'm
doing good tryin to get everything straight at work before I go out of town.
It's cool you didn't call the other night...sleep is good for ya. All is well
hear in Auburn and I hope it is for you too. Ttyl babe, muah, Rachael

ME:
Cute....I'm going to come save you from boredom one of
these days. Yes, I'm sure we could've found something "quiet" to do.
Cool, when do u leave for Florida?!
Babe, I've been exhausted...what I could really use is a great massage w/those soft hands of yours...I could really use a good massage right now!!
Oh yeah...I give the bomb-ass massages...I did massage therapy for a
year...so I consider myself skilled...lol. Maybe one day soon, I'll give
you the "Jamaican Sensation Rub Down of Love"

HER:
I hope I get that rub down soon! wink wink...I'm not the best at giving
massages but I try my hardest. i do have this massage ball that you put oils
in and then rub the ball around on the person and the oils come out. It feels
good and it's kinda sexy. I leave for fl on Friday. Tonight my guy friend who
is honestly just a friend is coming over to meet my parents since he is
riding to fl with me. I'll send you a text after that lil dinner meeting is
over and if you're up you can call me so we can chat. Anyway it's great
talking to you again and I hope to hear from you soon baby...

ME:
Ha ha...well, definitely hit me up!! I'd enjoy that massage
ball...sounds fun. Cool, good luck w/the dinner dear! Talk to u l8r!
<3!!
-Me

I wish I were going to Florida w/you...man...that sucks!

But, I'll make it up to you!

HER:
Dinner went fine. He stayed forever and a day but my parents feel better now
which makes it easier on me. The massage ball is the best! I'll show ya how I get down...I wish you were coming to fl with me to...it's going to be a good
time! Just how do you intend to make it up to me!?! Talk to you soon...<3

ME:
Glad dinner went well for you...lol...The more and more you talk about
that massage ball...the more and more I wanna try it out... : ) Yes...I
wish I could make it down. There's a water park in Auburn...I'll take
you there....lol...to make up for not getting you wet in Florida. *No
pun intended* Oh, there are a few ways dear...maybe you'll find
out...more sooner than later. (ha ha...can't believe we're talking about this at work...)
Later yummy!

HER:
Hey Baby! No pun intended?!? Darn...lol. I'm tellin ya that massage ball and
those hot oils rubbing all of your bare back now that will get you hot! And
not at work, with me, and then you can definitely do me :)! Tonight I'm going out to dinner with my sick friend and her family, she's doing better, but we still be home probably kinda early. I'll call you when I'm done. Talk to you later babe

ME:
Rachael,
Glad we got to have a little talk last night! I can not wait to finally meet you in person; you seem really cool and down to earth. I wish Auburn was closer...but 45 minutes isn't too far of a drive for either of us....About going down to Florida, I forgot that I have to go to San Antonio for a week...but I'll definitely check up on my darling while you're down there. Here's the water park I was talking about! http://www.surfsidewaterpark.com/
Never been & I'd love to go sometime....but, like I said last night....we'll meet up first and break the ice over dinner and a movie. : ) Or a picnic at that park like you suggested. Well, I'm tired, sore & sweaty (ha ha...*visual*)....my work out this morning was 15 minutes weight training, 30 minutes treadmill & 45 minutes bike....my legs feel like jello. I'm soooooooo needing that massage right now. : ) Well, I'll call you tonight.
Ciao

HER:
Hey babe...It was good talking to you too! You seem like a good guy and I
could use one after my last relationship! I wish we were closer too but like
I said I go to Montgomery all the time to shop. Next time I'm there I'll call ya.
I'm going to have to stay the night with you one night so when you get home
from your workout I can give you a ball massage. I’d love to go to the water
park but beware every time I go to one my top has fallen off on a ride. :) I
wish you could go to Florida! Don't go to Texas...take me!! Hope
you're having a great day baby! LOTS OF LOVE, RACH


This was in November....so, I started talking to her a while back....I have a gf now and I'm being 99.9% faithful (I can look but can't touch). I've met up & hooked up w/this girl twice since last Nov and she still sends me the occasional text message here & there. She even wants to go to that waterpark still....w/my gf & I.....I must admit, that's a nice gesture & the cards would def be in my favor...but, I'm not going to risk my relationship over a dime piece.
-Phil