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I say you screw his motor up. Pop his hood, and take teflon tape, (plumbers tape) and pull off 1" pieces. about a dozen, then drop them into his oil fill hole. The tape pieces will migrate to the bottom of the pan in time and be sucked into the oil pump pickup, starving his engine for oil. He'll either ruin the engine, or at least be in for an expensive repair bill. (sabotage isn't warranteeable).
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Originally Posted by WTF
Drop in a few ounces of water to the fuel tank, just a little to make the car run all fucked up. oR BETTER YET, DROP IN A FEW BOTTLES OF aLCOHOL AND TAKE HIS KEYS, DRIVE IT TO A PARK AND REV THAT BEATCH LIKE HELL...
oR...dont even drive it, just pour the ALcohol and enjoy how he says his car is running more peppy... and then put in the water... The other option... Are you ready? Get JP welding, remove one of the spark plugs and put some JP welding on the thread of the spark plugs.\ YEAAHHH, dude, the next time he will change those spark plugs or the tech changes he will be damn pissed, jajajaja, cant wait. Last but not least drop in inside the spark plug a few pebbles. AND over thread one of the nuts of the rim and fill it wioth JP welding, jajaj... Got to love it, JP Welding is the way, JAJAJA! Dont go the paint route or he will notice. Got to be something that next time he removes it he wiull be " damn it the thread went off I am literally screwed"... another spark plug idea: take a wire thats attached to the plug and fasten it to the hood. his car would be hot in a matter of minutes. |
Squirt some mayo up under his door handles :)
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^ahahaa
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