A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and
party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they
have frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge
beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just
holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at
the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I
won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh? "She opened the oven and took
out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing,
dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, cutie pie?...

....LISTEN UP, ********! DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG
AND EAT YOUR SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, YOU AREN'T GOING
ANYWHERE! GOT IT, *******?"

..........and, they lived happily ever after.

 

lol
gee I cant wait to get married

 

yep, that's pretty much how it is...

 

hell no....if my girl turns out like that we're gonna have issues...

 

young n chillin.... hopefully i dunt get married for atleast another 5 - 10 years

the stories scare me

 

Scary but true. And the scariest is that we mostly all end up doing it at some point and living with it.
Oh, and RB, prepare to have issues. Ever see Shrek? There's a green troll wife living inside every beautful girlfriend!! (That's the real movie message, LOL)

 

roflmao....does your girl know you think that?
My gf and I have been together for 2 years, and been lving together for a while now..I dont if she has a green troll inside of her, but a green fairy yes...(see Moulin Rouge)

man that statement has SO many possibilities

 

Haha! 2 years. I met my wife in, um, 1984. I forget how long we've been married, exactly, but my older daughter will be 17 this month.

 

damn you met ure wife one year before i was born (and i thought i was starting to get old :P :P j/k) hehe

 

Hey, I take no offense to my age whatsoever. I figure I will never be too old to love my car.
I always thought that about my age I would end up spending some money on an old, small-block Chevy (like, a '61 SS Impala convertible--just about my favorite American-made car ever!), but I'll probably never have that kind of money.

When I bought this car, I just fell in love with it, so my goal now is to make the wickedest Protege in W. PA.