D323

Its called fun with hosehold items. Take some toothpicks and break them off in their car door locks. Almost impossible to pick out and has to pay locksmith to fix.
For more fun just think of all of the things you can do with super glue.........

hihoslva

Bruce - you're one sick mutherfukker.

Only thing I would add to your idea would be to do the nasty in a car somewhere, preferably during the day if possible. Chuck her bukkake'd *** out and drive off with her clothes.

But if my wife cheated, I'd probably just tell her to get the **** out. Revenge is fine and all, but not really worth it. I think putting it behind you and getting on with your life very quickly is the best revenge.

~HH

itzkcatz

I know a guy that found out his fiancee was cheating on him with his bestfriend, So what he did was play along with everything setting up the wedding and what not. Finally after her parents had spent 30 grand plus on there wedding day they go to the part where they say" is there any one here that doesnt want these 2 to get married" and the groom turned around and told everyone she had been ******* his bestfriend and just walked away.

Farsyde

sounds alot like midnightblue's post. Maybe you 2 know the same guy?

itzkcatz

Not inless hes from Southbury, CT. Everyone still stayed and partied and ate lol

laracroft

What's up with the women bashing and whining? No wonder "some of you" have no chicks in your life...if you weren't such losers you wouldn't be here posting & would be out having a date or at the least, working on your rides or getting laid. Anyone that's AT LEAST had a good lay lately doesn't talk a lot of b.s. about how women suck and how to get revenge. I suppose we'll be seeing you in jail or on an episode of COPS before long. Either you need to get over whoever it was that f**ked you hard or get counceling. What a thread...." how to get revenge"....geezus grow the f*k up. If you end up getting your ride keyed or tires slashed before long I don't think anyone one here would be a bit surprised. Your moms must be disappointed for raising such nasty ****** and you probably will resort to xtasy to finally get a lay. The fat chicks must not even dig you... but you have my simpathy.


Thought this was a car club site, not a whiney a*s, b**ch session. Stick to something you know... your rides.

semtex

this IS a car club and THIS is the OFF TOPIC section where you dont have to have a thread about cars

and another thing you say we have no lives and are always on here posting and **** , but your screen name is laracroft, im sure you played many hours of ps1 to find your idle

Liquid_Ag

plus, most of us post at off times, like before getting laid (which my fat ugly *** just got offa work early to do ) after getting laid, or in preperation to work on our cars

itzkcatz

I dont see much bashing. Just on cheating *****. And this is offtopic so why does it matter if its a car board? ..Jon

laracroft

Because I just find it sad that you guys actually started a thread about this... come on, can't you think of something else other than getting a girl on all fours, jizzing on her face & passing her off to a friend? That's not really what I would call a start to an intelligent conversation. At least get an off topic conversation that might not offend the decent girls that come into the forums to get ideas on their cars and have something to share an interest in. And if you don't know....Ghost is my man and I belong to Promazda. Besides eating, sleeping and working, we represent at car shows. Latest showing.. 'spoolin', will have another meet in August than off to NOPI in Sept. I'm a big believer in free speech, but damn, take some meds for the depression, low self esteem and get over the b**ch that f**ked you over already. Isn't that another thread on here too? Give the rest of us a break. Have some agression you wanna work out, join the military... we have a cure for that. And no...although my favorite games happen to be Quake Arena and Halo, Tombraider is not a game I'm even good at. Its a nick name I got in the Marines, so deal with it.

D323

All about the Q3 gold.......

That and War III

ghost323f

go get them babe!!! Semperfi!

ghost323f

WTF!!! I know you are not even going to go there buddy! I think you need to get the military out of this. Stay on topic, if not just shut the **** up! You are no one to ******* start ****, so leave it alone .

laracroft

i like the bust on her face and throw here out the door idea...but have you ever hear of a bayview deja vu?

it works like this. start dogie style with her facing a large window. pull out but have a buddy near by to jump in so she hopefully does not notice. run outside and waive to here through the window and see how long your buddy can "stay in"

Problem solved, oh and take a picture if you want.



Yes, this is some real funny s**t. Kinda reminds me of something REALLY funny like that time that Bobbit chick found HER husband cheating and got a pair of plyers...stop me if you saw this on the news ok?...... It's all fun and games until someone loses a body part. I'm sure you'd find that hysterical too if it happened to your d**k huh? She should've wiped a used maxi pad on his face and threw his naked a** outside the house, with his d**k in his hands. Wow, talk about a Kodak moment.....

itzkcatz

Now this needs to be in this thread LOL