^ Wants to talk to me but
< I have a cactus in my mouth (OUCH)
V Will bake me cookies

 

^sells illegal uranium to the middle east
<doesnt know how to bake
V will bake karen cookies

 

^ stop dreaming
< also eats cactus, only thing out here
V is having boob dreams

 

^is fondeling his shifter
<is wondering how i know that
Vslowly walks away

 

^ Is named after a bass boat
< Picks up the pace
V Picks up my dry cleaning

 

^drives a banana!
<forgot the dry cleaning on the top of his car...oops
V will dance for food

 

^ Must know me well
< Will totally dance for food
V Will play for gumbo

 

^ will dance for a nickle!!(nothing bad meant by that)
<finds this game addicting...and...whats gumbo?
Vjust went bankrupt and doesnt know it.

 

^ neons make me jealous
< has a bellybutton
v is thinking about my bellybutton

 

^has a belly button
<wonders how he knew I had neons, and is not thinking about belly button..well now i am
Vis thinking about me thinking about his belly button and will win the lottery and thank the belly button.

 

^makes no sense but has a belly button
<is buying a lottery ticket based on the numbers her belly button peircing is giving
V needs to quit thinking about my belly button and my lottery winnings

 

^ is confused...it's my turn to win the lottery
< hopefully has the winning ticket & no lint in her belly button
V needs to shave the belly button hair

 

^ is day dreaming about lotto
< real men dont shave belly buttons
v still dreaming about lotto

 

^is offline right now, shaving his belly button
<is in school, hacking the computer
Vwonders if they should shave their belly button

 

^ shouldn't be thinking of these things
< has a hair-free belly (hahahaha)
V wants to loan me cash for my next vacation