Tracker

^loves his job
<is proud to be a ricer...by defintion 2 (any japanese car)
Vhas been to Japan (they have skyline cop cars)

vegasdriver

^ seen to allot of female bodies
< not a closet anything
V wants to get out of closet

Tracker

^is still in the closet
<somebody put me in the closet
Vput me in the closet

vegasdriver

^ in, and through away the key
< is clostophobic
V is agoraphobic

Tracker

^is afriad of tight, small places (i kinda am too)
<broke out, again
Vthinks current videogames are too complicated

kmaalfiisa

^did too many times
< has a hard time playing tomb raider I, II, and III
V enjoys SNES like me

Tracker

^is such a n00b
<but still enjoys SNES occasionally
Vthinks SNES is a car

Anarchistchiken

^Drives a chevy Tracker
<waits impatientially for the Revolution
v enjoys teh goat sex a little too much.

kmaalfiisa

^ got it from you
< tckr doesn't know im broke
V broke mub like me

Tracker

^is broke because of me
<is getting tired of people thinking i drive a chevy or a geo (id shoot myself before i drive either one)
Vis probably going to say something involving me owning a Geo or Chevy

vegasdriver

^ actually drives a Pinto
< has owned a Ferrari
V thinks I am lying

Tracker

^if says i drive a Pinto ONE MORE TIME, lets just wants to watch back, and it was my Ferrari!
<tried to be sneaky getting the turbopowered rocket laucher out again
Vcatches me in the act and tries to call the FBI

kmaalfiisa

^owns a pinto
< just kidding
V will reply to tracker better

vegasdriver

^was serious
< gave Pinto to Tracker
V can't afford anything but a Pinto

kmaalfiisa

^ sold me a pinto
< actually never saw one
V is the deffinition of oxymoron