ya'll gunna love this.
 

Last night I came across this Riced out little civic w/ a ZEX botle in the rear window. Right away I'm thinking the bottle was causmetic so when He turned onto the freeway I followed. I found out it was real when he gunned it. He was on the freeway before I jammed it into third. I finally get about 20yards from him when all of a sudenn BANG!!!! 4 foot flames shoot out his little fart can muffler followed by a huge clowd of blue smoke. He pulls over to the sholder and I pull in behind him to see if he's alright. He climes out of the car face redder than a beat and wlks over and opens the hood. I walk over say "what seems to be the problem". He looks at me as if to say drop dead. I take a look under his hood and Imediatly notice a billet conecting rod sticking out of the block and a Zex wet system inserted in his AEM intake tube. The I ask the guy if he has anyone he can call and hesays thast he is visiting from seattle and he sdoesn't have a cell phone.I didn't have mine on me so I drove him to a pay phone to call his AAA agent. Then I drove him back to the car. I asked him while we were waiting for the tow truck what size nosel he was running and he says a 150shot . I asked if he put forged internals in there and he said The billet Rods was all he did to the engine. Finally the tow truck arives and as soon as the operator takes a look at the engine he bursts out laughing. As soon as it subsides he asks "what seems to be the problem now"? This was followed by anouther fit of giggles. I decided to exit the scene before I joind in but the look on the towtruck guy's face will give me laughs for years.
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If this storie is true and GOD I hope so, I love it. People in this SPORT COMPACT seen need to wake up! LOL

The hondas and the rx7s, supras, that I have raced and lossed to all had THOUSANDS of dollars in there cars. I'm talking like 10+ and up just on the motor. You can't just do it half ass. Man I wished I was there with you.

People like that deserve to learn the hard way.

LMAO!! LOL! thats so amazing! I wouldve loved to see the tow-truck guy! lol

Damn, a 150 shot. That's more than that engine produces w/o Nitrous...

I would almost feel sorry for him but...oh well...shouldnt have been tryin to front b/c the Protege shut him down...


I just now caught the part about you just getting into 3rd...when i realized....why in the world was he using nitrous that fast?

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He was fast as f*ck for about 10min. I have a base 91 323 hatch not a protege. He would have smoked my ass if he hadn't blown the engine.



Yes this story is true. We where going alittle over 100mph when it happened. The explosion was so big the who car shuddered. I thought he was going to go off the road

all i hafto say is civicers arn't the smartest people to come by. because everyone wants a civic and everyone wants nitrous, exhoust, and intake and slap a v-teck sticker and a jdm motor in the car and have about 80hp in stickers with a spoiler that can fly them to china.

honda, mitsu,and toyota people watch fast and furious 1and 2 waaaaaay to much!

the guy should have spent the money he did on the nitro to the internals of the motor, 1 to get it prepared for high boosting and friction, and 2. so he doesn't look stupid being fast and get laughed at.

what a geneous!

LMAO!!!! That was good.

The F 'N' F coment should not have included toyota. I am a diehard toyota fan as well as mazda. Most of my toyota buddies are more interested in drifting than movies.

not out here. i know that wouldn't apply to all other areas, but believe me, their are still people listening to ludacris 2fast 2 furious in their eclipses and sh**, ricing the hell out of a car and add the ultimate rice feature, v-tek and nitrous

Toyota and mitsu shouldnt be included, the 3000gt,supra,even the HONDA nsx are awesome machines and couls smoke our cars instantly but my cousins R34 would spank them all :bat:

its gota be the 3000gt vr-4 tho the others arnt too spectacular

true but they look cool they just dont have the balls to match and you can spot a VR4 from a mile away, well at least the newer ones

my bro's got a 10sec 3rd gen shit's fast...... it takes most vr-4's and supras in the LI area...we've only lost to 1 supra......thing wasn't street legal......tho it was sickk...best part too, it was a total sleeper

sorry but i think im gonna pull this out :bsflag: unless you can prove it with slips and pics(i suppose your talking about a 3rd gen protege if not then i retract my BS flag)