Wee it was kinda fun...but...
 

So im driving home one night and I look in my mirror and look who it is... my girlfriend goin over to my house to surprise me.... she revs her 2000 v6 accord and I rev my lil pro engine....she puts hers back in Drive(yes its an auto) and the light goes green adn we take off.... and she pulls ahead... and she wins.... it was fun since it was against my girfriend... but it wasnt because I lost against my girlfriend... :(

Oh well...its not like I thought I was going to win....but still... I was hoping she would back off or something...
ahh I heart women

:rofl: I would be pissed if my gf's car was faster than mine. :mad:

oh trust me... i am pissed... but when she's off to college and out of the parents' control.. that car will not be a normal accord... get to make a fast semi-expensive car without paying for it... (she pays for it all and I do the work)

rig it so its slower. stuff a bunched sock into the intake hose, stick a tennis ball in the muffler, clamp the fuel lines etc. she wont know.

bwahahha, pour some sugar in the gas tank, that should fix her right up, I hear it robs up to 60 hp....


Oh wait ....

or I could just fix it up fast and then it owld be practically my car too so that means I would be the one racing i it.... or is that just to logical?

you make her car fast and she will just burn you worse next time .... lol :D

Here's an even better idea than those who suggested sugar in the gas tank and clamping fuel lines etc.. If she's paying for it, and you like doing the mods. Do all the mods, enjoy it, and then enjoy it even more when she rewards you with multiple acts of fellatio and sex.

That's the best suggestion I've heard yet!

well since we do that anyway... it wouldnt matter.. but ding hte mods while she's doing her deeds at the same time... NOW THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING!

that gives a whole new meaning of "stuff the tennis ball into the muffler"

;) I was wondering if anyone else caught that