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Raced a UFO --- Out of this world!!!!!
Was driving through New Mexico in my 13B 323 when I saw a flash of light in my rearview mirror...so I figured...this chump wants to race!!!! So I was completely hyped..from the shape of the lights I thought it was a Suzuki Aerio and I was like WORD I can beat him. The next thing I know, this crazy spaceship was beside me at the light and showing off these hot to def APC stickers so naturally I blipped my throttle and launched. I sooooo dusted him off the line!!!! I pulled at least three spaceship lengths on him. I was doing about 95 when I finally made my 2-3 shift and the spaceship was starting to walk me cause it had mad top end...I was pissed. So I armed my nitrous and let it rip. Next thing I know this blind curve comes up....and I'm doin about 143.225 when I jump on my brakes....luckily I just had PepBoys install these fake cross-drilled rotor covers and they helped my car stop like I dropped an anchor. All the UFO could do was fly by with what looked to be hazard lights. Oh well..hope I see ET again cause I'll dust his ass!!!!
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Dude you must be pretty bored to post this shit
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Troll EvAr That wasn't even remotely funny. |
Originally posted by MazspeedPro Dude you must be pretty bored to post this shit |
Re: Raced a UFO --- Out of this world!!!!!
Originally posted by ProtegesRPOS's Was driving through New Mexico in my 13B 323 when I saw a flash of light in my rearview mirror...so I figured...this chump wants to race!!!! So I was completely hyped..from the shape of the lights I thought it was a Suzuki Aerio and I was like WORD I can beat him. The next thing I know, this crazy spaceship was beside me at the light and showing off these hot to def APC stickers so naturally I blipped my throttle and launched. I sooooo dusted him off the line!!!! I pulled at least three spaceship lengths on him. I was doing about 95 when I finally made my 2-3 shift and the spaceship was starting to walk me cause it had mad top end...I was pissed. So I armed my nitrous and let it rip. Next thing I know this blind curve comes up....and I'm doin about 143.225 when I jump on my brakes....luckily I just had PepBoys install these fake cross-drilled rotor covers and they helped my car stop like I dropped an anchor. All the UFO could do was fly by with what looked to be hazard lights. Oh well..hope I see ET again cause I'll dust his ass!!!! |
Re: Raced a UFO --- Out of this world!!!!!
Originally posted by ProtegesRPOS's Was driving through New Mexico in my 13B 323 when I saw a flash of light in my rearview mirror...so I figured...this chump wants to race!!!! So I was completely hyped..from the shape of the lights I thought it was a Suzuki Aerio and I was like WORD I can beat him. The next thing I know, this crazy spaceship was beside me at the light and showing off these hot to def APC stickers so naturally I blipped my throttle and launched. I sooooo dusted him off the line!!!! I pulled at least three spaceship lengths on him. I was doing about 95 when I finally made my 2-3 shift and the spaceship was starting to walk me cause it had mad top end...I was pissed. So I armed my nitrous and let it rip. Next thing I know this blind curve comes up....and I'm doin about 143.225 when I jump on my brakes....luckily I just had PepBoys install these fake cross-drilled rotor covers and they helped my car stop like I dropped an anchor. All the UFO could do was fly by with what looked to be hazard lights. Oh well..hope I see ET again cause I'll dust his ass!!!! |
I don't think it's as bad as 90% of the stuff in this section. Probably has a truth factor equivalent to most of the stuff in this section in my opinion.
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Was driving through New Mexico in my 13B 323 when I saw a flash of light in my rearview mirror...so I figured...this chump wants to race!!!! So I was completely hyped..from the shape of the lights I thought it was a Suzuki Aerio and I was like WORD I can beat him. The next thing I know, this crazy spaceship was beside me at the light and showing off these hot to def APC stickers so naturally I blipped my throttle and launched. I sooooo dusted him off the line!!!! I pulled at least three spaceship lengths on him. I was doing about 95 when I finally made my 2-3 shift and the spaceship was starting to walk me cause it had mad top end...I was pissed. So I armed my nitrous and let it rip. Next thing I know this blind curve comes up....and I'm doin about 143.225 when I jump on my brakes....luckily I just had PepBoys install these fake cross-drilled rotor covers and they helped my car stop like I dropped an anchor. All the UFO could do was fly by with what looked to be hazard lights. Oh well..hope I see ET again cause I'll dust his ass!!!! |
I wonder about the plausability of a 13B 323. That'd be pretty cool
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Originally posted by Chastan You must be pretty bored to reply... :rofl: |
Hey i thought it was funny! geez i hate how so many people in these forums are so pissy! Somebody's always gotta bash on the post... I can see it being a little annoying if it was totally made up - but he's making a point (one that i agree with). All the stupid fake crap and strobe lights etc etc on cars is getting ridiculous. Saying that he acually though it was a UFO made ME laugh! That's called witty humor!
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I now think that all of you are dumb shits. Did you not read his name "ProtegesRPOS's" lets look at this closer Proteges R P.O.S's
so the Protege are a peace of shit He got that last laugh. :mad: |
Maybe ProtegesRPOS's really just means - Proteges R Pimpin on Spaceships?" Or Maybe Dr. Phil is just wearing off on me.
;peace; Take me to your leader..... |
Originally posted by sweetprotege93 You most be pretty bored to reply to his reply!! haha jk :D |
Originally posted by Chastan her reply, actually... |
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