Haulin that ass 'round the corners
 

Ok, so this isn't a racing, but fits the "beat the other car" category.

Yesterday, I'm driving back from work. I've got plenty of time, so no rush. Sun is shining, so I decide to take a little detour on a smaller, curvy road, more scenic you know.

So the road is mostly a one-lane in each direction, save for occasional intersections.

As I'm driving ~45 in a 40 zone, I notice this Toyota Sequoia V8 pull up fast behind me. The driver is a female that looks ~25-30, and, guess what, she's talking on a cellphone as she'd driving.

I see her slow down to avoid hitting me and then she starts tailgating me.

I speed up to 50, figure, ok, you want to go faster. She driving way too close for my comfort, so I get up to 55. She's still on my ass.

So I get upset. Why the hell is this ho still tailgatin me, I'm already 15 above the limit? She gets any closer I'm gonna start getting gonnorhea from her!

But then I'm like "take it easy, the dumbass wants to pass, let her." I signal a right blinker, slow down to 5mph and pull to the side of the road. "Just pass and let me enjoy my scenic drive, you whore," is what I'm thinking.

To my surprise though, she pulls over right behind me (done talking on her cellphone now). I get confused: it's only been a minute or two of her tailgating me and she already has a grudge or something? What the hell is she doing?

I don't want to stop completely. I feel I gave her a reasonable chance to pass, she's refusing.

I pull back on to the road, accelerate back to 50, and, lo and behold, she follows.

I know that cops rarely ever patrol this area, so I decide to take a chance. I speed up to 60. She follows, not as close now though.

The road is kinda curvy and I know that a moderately hard right turn is coming up. I speed up to 65 (we're in a relatively barren area), she's keeping up, her Sequoia swaying left and right, not much, but noticeably.

I get mad "alright, wench, let's see how you can take this turn!" I've driven this corner plenty of times, so I know how my car handles through it.

I drop to 50, get a little on the outside and turn hard into the corner, tires almost squealing. I could've pushed it more, but I didn't want to end up in the oncoming traffic lane.

The show in the rear view mirror is a sight to remember. Her Sequoia is swaying to the left like a mofo, and as she's squealing out into the oncoming traffic lane, I can see her Sequoia dip forward, as she braked, only half-done turning. I'm surprised she didn't start rollin! She then quickly turns the wheel sharper, back into her lane. I'm thinking, "bitch, realize that your 5000 pound SUV ain't taking that turn at 50, ever."

I'm back at 45, grinning uncontrollably, while that slut accelerates (one of her hands is making all sorts of gestures as I see her acting mad), passes me on the oncoming lane over a double-crossed line, while yelling something and flipping me off. She keeps flipping me off as she drives away.

I just kept driving, enjoying the scenery and hoping that the bitch rolls over in her SUV and dies before tailgating anyone else.

i feel u man i would have done the same thing i hate when people tailgate me drives me nuts

i just go slower to piss them off more. then when they pass, i tailgate them back if they really pissed me off, or i just let them pass and enjoy the rest of my drive. most of the time, i let them pass. it kinda ruins your day when you get all mad at some turd who decided to be a penis.

I go slower and back to the speed limit with ocaasional braking for no reason.

What I normally do is I stop and I get out of my car.jk. I normally slow down to the point in which I'm going like 10mph below the speedlimit and if they want to pass me by getting in the oncoming traffic then I speed up and I love doing it unless its a big big truck that can possibly just run my car over.

yo dawg last night i seen this minivan full of kids and then it like pulls up to me in the fast lane tryin to tailgate me and shit

so i let them go in front of me and then i tailgate the shit out of them
i was so close, their exhaust plugged straight into my intake creating like 8 psi of boost

then the minivan slams its brakes cuz some deer had run out on the road

i am plugged into its exhaust so i have no time to stop, i slammed into the back of the minivan at like 60mph and killed 3 kids and took out the deer, yeah it was hella sick

Ha that's funny :)

Exhaust plugged into intake creating 8psi of boost :)

This guy!!!

me too slow right down then take right off into a corner:D

:laugh: 8psi of boost LMAO

I like to pull about 20 car lengths ahead and then u-turn and play chicken. Come get some, soccer mom! Muahaha