got spanked by a 03 Lincoln LS
 

Coming home from grocery store an hour ago and at the red light this old bag was looking at me all stupid. She thought I was gonna let her over(her lane merged into mine in about a 100') When we got the green I floored it and all 1.6 litres were humpin like hell. No match was it for the 3.7 liter V8 putin out 285hp. She flew past me and almost took my hood off. Anyway, I got to the house and heres this fucking car sitting in my parking spot! She was all smiling and stuff. Little did she know I wanted to stick my finger through her fucking Jugular, I hate it when my mom does that shit. She really thinks she the shit! (Biiiatch).............Duncan
Atleast my story is true! :D

Re: got spanked by a 03 Lincoln LS
 

Ahhahahahaha got spanked by yo momma,just like you were a little boy again hahahahahah :laugh:

posts like this are the reason that these threads exists... we've all heard the usual "I beat the crap out of...". Thanks for putting a smile of my face! lolol

I'm a big fan of the lincoln LS. They have the potential to be awesome sport-sedans... V8, rear wheel drive, rear independent suspension... Oh yea... :)

oh man, that's great! gotta dig a mom who'll put you back in your place!

It is a pretty bad ass car. Hers is midnight gray metallic. Sport shifter, black leather, got the chrome 16" five spoke wheels. Its cool. I only got to drive it once. :mad:

sport shifter? you mean that sorta thing where you kinda shift but theres no clutch pedal and theres the plus and minus sign thing goin on. do the msp's have that? just a question i've been itching to ask.

No, the MSPs don't have that. His mom's car is a Licoln LS.

On a side note, which is faster/quicker, your msp or your BPT LX??? :D

Yeah, that is the sport shifter
and like funkdaddysmack said, they do not come in MSP's
The MSP's (correct me if i am wrong) only come in manual's

Higher end protege's and P5's DO come with sport shifters incase you are wondering;)

BTW, duncanslx

That was funny as hell:D :D

I am curious ,, when did you put the 4-2-1 header on y our mazdaspeed... I didn't know they made that

The LS is a very sweet car. I've wanted one since they came out. Now if only they'd provide the option of a manual transmission with the V8, then I'd be set, but there's only the auto and the sport-shift (semi-auto).

Thats what I was wondering?!?

I am calling it
:bsflag:

Yup, Bull shit! Prolly not even his car, stole some ones picture a ? Some fucker stole a pic of my CRX and was using it their Sig for a while. FUCKTARDS!.................Duncan

umm isnt a 4-2-1 header not possible on turbo cars?? :rolleyes: