yall have to here this :bs: !!!!!
 

ok, well sence I, Robot came out today thought id go see it ya know so i get to west oaks mall and get out of my car and go to close the door and forgot that i left my keys in there. well i go to catch the door before it closes and miss so now my keys are locked in the car with f@#king car runnin!!!!!! so im doing all i can to get in the car, trying to push the windows down thinking i can get them to move. hell no they wernt movin. of course so i go to one of my little windows thinking i can pop it out with out breaking it so ive almost got it out some how,well anyways i end spidering the glass so now im all pissed so i kick it in and of course my girl jess is buggin out that im kicking in the window but f@#K it right its already brokin.and i cut my angle not to bad just some minor cuts,nothin leaving them alone to heal wont hurt.so i get into the car of course and shut the car off and lol.....lock the doors like it matters now! and i pull out a cig and smoke it on the way to the entrance to the mall.and go in and see the movie.....which was bad ass i might add!!! :bt: gotta go see it.

so after the movie was over i go out to the car and see a note on my front windsheild saying if you would like to report it to call the ocee police and of course im not gonna sence i did it...and you know who comes out of nowhere...the damn cop!!asks me if this is my car...i tell him yeah.......and this is where you alomost get me in troubble MATTY so i tell him i broke the window and that i had locked my keys in the car..so hes like ok....and he walks around to the back of the car and is like whats this mean...what does what mean and he points at the decale on the back window..so im like oh yeah thats a buddy of mine thats in a club with me and he says what does it mean...i go, it says"TURBO MATTY P OWNZ YOU" hes like it doesnt say that im like yeah it does, just the last two words are spelt diffrent...hes like "ok" well why im like look sir its just a diffrent way to spell it thats how people on the internet spell it so hes like ok.....and of course hes gotta be an ass about it and as hes walkin away he says well most people use these clubs as a cover up for a gang there in thats why i think the way you got how you would say ownz spelt diffrent cause thats your gang...im like no sir it means what i said it does......and he just kept walkin so im still standn there lookin at him and he turns back around and goes you gonna get in your car i want to see you get in and start it...im like its my car sir i just unlocked the doors and i get in and he walks away........now that was one fucked up story right? i hate cops they do nothin buck f@#k with us for no reason !!!!!!!!

HAHAHA,

MATTY P pwn3Z t3H C0pZ!!!!

You're dumb. How could you manage to forget to turn off the car before you locked the doors and get out? And even once you did that why didnt you find a way home and get the spare key that mazda gives you when you buy the car and unlock it with that?

I don't carry my spare key with me....do you?

I've never locked my keys in any vehicle running or not so I can't sympathize but it's a funny story non-the-less.

I dont carry the spare with me but its not all that hard to either get home from the theatre and get it or get someone from home to bring it to you. IMO better then haveing a trashbag for a window.

man i've lovked my keys in my car while it was running, lol

just by habit, i pusht ht elock button while getting out, so the car was still running, and i push te lock button, but really i got out to straighten up my clothes so i can get my wallet out of the small pocket on my jacket, and i end up shutting the door, and walla, locked running car.... i just phoned home and my dad came down with the spare

u cant lock ur keys in the 1st gen :D haha if u hit the lock before u shut hte door when u lock it the driver side door unlocks :D

shyt wish i had that damn feature!!!!!!
and 2 i dont own a spare key but net that im going to get one today and im gonna get one of those magnet things where you can hide it under the car somewhere where it holds the key in it.......i gotta do somthin now i have to get a new window and i have to get it retinted

farkin' funny story!

well now i got 3 sets of keys..... one under my car in a magnet box 1 on me to use for the car and 1 for my girl to put on her key chain(she dosent know how to drive standard so nothin to worry about commin out ant seeing my car gone.......and i got a new window in $95 for that little ass thing!!!!! and i locked my self out again after i got the window in and all....lol i know im a dumb ass BUT......i had the key under my car...hahaha so i got in i would of been f@#ked again if i didnt get those spares today

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yeah man its called a slim jim, lol and the cop had every right to bother you, lol they got a report of someone kicking in a car window, lol

lol but i dont think anybody saw :evilgrin:

lol, id *language* with you too, lol if i got the repot of someone donky kicking a window, lol cop was just bored im sure. lol

lol i like the sounds of that( donky kicking) but doesnt that consist of putting you back toward the car and then strongly with force kick the shyt out of your car with the down force of your foot...lol