Traffic Court Adventure for me
 

Well i was in Richmond Va and it was around two A.m. and i was trying to get back to Maryland which was about 2 hours away. I was going a steady 65 and began to go faster and faster. I maintained 70 for a while and was sleepy so i didnt look at the speedo to see how fast i was going, next thing you know a cop comes from outta the trees in the dark, and i jam on my breaks and realized i am doing 84 in 65 Zone :D.

I wasnt givin a ticket but a date to court that i went to this previous Tuesday.
I dressed up to which most people wasnt, i laughed as some dude who speed thru a school zone at 110 mph and almost hit some kid and got a $3000 something dollar ticket, The crossing guard lady who was there as a witness had to grab the lil kid and dive across the street, she hurt her leg and the lil kid broke a finger, he also got subject to jail time, suspenion of license until futher notice, He also had to play $1000 to the kid and $2000 to the lady. This dude tried to come in all tough, and was about to cry, i was like thats what u get !
Some dude got caught drinking and driving and came to court drunk lmao :laugh: He got in big trouble to !
This cute gurl got sentenced to jail for having weed in the car :laugh:
But my case was the lightest, and i was in a shirt and tie and the judge only charged me $100 for my ticket and told me to that since i had to drive 2 hours to get there that was punishment enough and to slow down. I was like WOOOOOOOT !
Lmao some dudes got caught drag racing, One driving a Mustang and another in a suped up Camero a race worth seeing lmao !
They got hit hard on fines also and looked like there where about to cry FAGGOTS ! FAGGOTS I TELL YOU ! WUSSIES ! Lol :laugh:
They tried to come in like yeah mang ! This court dont scare me, and one dude had the nerve to mug me, i mugged that fool back. And everyone thought i was crazy to laugh when his eyes was all watery. Thats what he gets MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA !
But that was my fun adventure :D I got lucky once again ! WOOOOOOOOOT !

If you were lucky, you would've never got pulled over!:p j/k
Yeah, every time I end up in court, I come out feeling like a GENIUS. Some people have no respect for the courts, and the judge can see that. A little brown-nosing goes a long way in traffic-court! What REALLY sucks is that some innocent girl was minding her own business trying to "get on the good foot", and she got popped.
Meanwhile, some guy is beating his wife and kids. Got anything better to do?, PIGS!

Did you know that a lot of criminals that are loose are caught during routine traffic stops?

i think i might have you beat in the luck department, in a legal sense anyway.

about 5 months ago i was at my gf's house just hanging out and what not, i looked at the clock and it was probably 5 til 9. not late, but i only had my limited license which didn't permit me to drive after nine. well kinda lives out on a country road, so i started moving a little fast since nobody lives out there or even really drives out there. well, i was going about 110 the whole way and then i came up to this intersection, and well, i wasn't really thinking and i slowed down some but decided to run a stop sign at this intersection, there was a car, but it was pretty far down the road. well i picked my speed back up, and looked into my rear view, and saw a car picking up speed. i didnt think much of it, figured it was another kid. well, it wasn't, i looked in my rear view again and the blue lights were flashing. so i slammed on the brakes and pulled over, it turns out the last part of the road i was on was a 35mph speed limit. well, he pulled me outa the car, threw me up on the hood and cuffed me, then he searched the car and threatened to let the police dog out on me if i even flinched while he searched the car. well he put me in the car and read through his little book saying "lets see what i can charge you with, oh the choices". well while sitting aroung, the magistrate drove by, and a little later another trooper drove by. but he ended up just calling my parents and my mom came to where i was, he talked to me and my mom and let me go home. so yeah, i got no fine/ticket/or anything. but my parents took my license for 6 months.

wow, thats long.

would you like some pothead driving around stoned? I think not