Things that make you go hmmm
Check this out.. Pretty true lol
> General Motors and Bill Gates... > In a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the > computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "...if GM had kept up > with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be > driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon...." In response to > Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating,: "If GM > had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with > the following characteristics:" > 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. > 2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy > a new car. > 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would > have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut > off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. > > For some reason you would simply accept this. > 4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your > car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to > reinstall the engine. > 5. Only one person at a time could use the car unless you bought "Car NT," > but then you would have to buy more seats. > 6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, > five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would only run on five > percent of the roads. > 7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be > replaced by a single "General Protection Fault" warning light. > 8. New seats would force everyone to have the same sized butt. > 9. The airbag system would ask "are you sure?" before deploying. > 10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out > and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, > turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna. > 11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand > McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need nor > want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the > car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a > target for investigation by the Justice Dept. > 12. Every time GM introduced a new car, car buyers would have to learn to > drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the > same manner as the old car. > 13. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off. |
lol, pretty funny. where'd you get that? they sure had a lot of time on their hands to come up with such colorful insight... :D
aah, but the mac built cars would come with built in dvd-burners! :cool: |
OMG that's funny!!!
Hahaha :laugh2:
That is hillarious, haha :laugh: I gotta send this to other people.... |
It came from my aunt, she sends like 10 dumb emails a day, once in a while there will be a good one, like this lol.. Someone DEFINITELY had a lot of time on their hands, gotta love the analogies lol
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Number 9 is great. :)
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Originally posted by Toolin Number 9 is great. :) |
:D
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good stuff...and it certainly makes a point.....and a good one too!
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ahahahahahhaha
excellent! thats a good one i havent seen it b4 worth a laughf:D :D |
Originally posted by Toolin Number 9 is great. :) |
funny stuff....good to read that again
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shoulda added this quote in there somehow
"Windows is now installing software for an Unknown Device" |
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