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Elchulo March-26th-2002 07:46 PM

not an art major huh? :D

Close call man, but happy to hear you came out clean:D :D

here is two for you!:tit: :tit:

Sir Nuke March-26th-2002 08:03 PM

Edwin...dude...you REALLY need to sharpen your crayons buddy!!:D

Mxyzptlk March-26th-2002 08:15 PM

Nice drawing. Damn woman drivers. I bet she was on a cell too, with her bastard children in the back screaming "Are we there yet."

Bruce95fmla March-26th-2002 08:41 PM


Originally posted by Mxyzptlk
Nice drawing. Damn woman drivers. I bet she was on a cell too, with her bastard children in the back screaming "Are we there yet."
you know you were in the back seat
Bruce
hahahha

Mxyzptlk March-26th-2002 08:50 PM

I say that cause today a chick from work with gave me a ride home from dropping the car off at the car sounds place. Shes driving an eclipse 5-speed talking on the cell in lefty and trying to drive/steer/shift all at one with righty & having a conversation with me. Multi talented. I was in fear. Not really. I was actually pissed because she was shifting better than I do.

mp4life March-26th-2002 09:44 PM

Yikes man, stupid woman drivers. I was a bumper sticker the other day that said SUVs: Suburbia's Useless Vehicles, gotta agree with that one

definately thinking i'll get an air horn too...

Brubeck March-26th-2002 09:45 PM

All I can say is that I did Dallas for a spell, and you are COMPLETELY insane for driving on I-75. A couple of years back, if you could survive without a dent on that stretch from Mockinbird Lane down to Deep Ellum, you could qualify to fly rockets through sewer pipes.

How are they on the construction with that, anyway. I see several more lanes in your artwork than I last rememeber. Last time I drove it it was too lanes of torn up blacktop and potholes, and none of the onramps were more than 4 feet long. That, and everyone still drove 85 down the damn thing.

I used to live off the N. Dallas Tollway, BTW, near Frankford Road.

Ugghhh...

Mxyzptlk March-26th-2002 09:55 PM

Where's I 75 compared to I 35? Man I know that SUVs and Texans don't match. Driving in Houston last july people in their damned SUVs were driving back and forth from the access road to the highway to avoid rush hour.

Mp3Angel March-26th-2002 10:03 PM

Yeah, damn those women! LOL
 
No, really, I completely agree! I swear to GOD if I see one more stupid soccer mom driving her SUV and talking on the cell at the same time, y'all are gonna see my tail on the news for having killed someone! The same exact thing happened to me the other day, I was cussing for a ful 5 miles after that..
here's your sign...
If you see an suv with a soccer ball sticker on the back...
BEWARE!!!! :mad:

Bruce95fmla March-26th-2002 10:13 PM


Originally posted by Mxyzptlk
I say that cause today a chick from work with gave me a ride home from dropping the car off at the car sounds place. Shes driving an eclipse 5-speed talking on the cell in lefty and trying to drive/steer/shift all at one with righty & having a conversation with me. Multi talented. I was in fear. Not really. I was actually pissed because she was shifting better than I do.
hmmm , should have asked her if she give head to ,,, hey one more talent can't hurt
shoot
i would help out if it was me ,, hehe let me stear
Bruce

Mp3Angel March-26th-2002 10:19 PM

LMAO BRUCE damn... that does require talent... I prefer to be in the passenger seat if it's required... driving and doing that would be worse than talking on a phone! lol.. *sigh* oh to be talented like me... lalala... lol

Mxyzptlk March-26th-2002 10:45 PM

Damn I'll have to remember that next time. Gotta pick the car up tommorrow...

mnkyboy March-26th-2002 11:44 PM

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tempop March-26th-2002 11:58 PM

:D oh damn that is funny... as for soccer mom + suv, my step mom used to be one. if you think it is bad being on the road with one (and scary it is) try being in the car with one:eek: :eek: :eek:

Sir Nuke March-27th-2002 12:49 AM


Originally posted by Mxyzptlk
Where's I 75 compared to I 35? Man I know that SUVs and Texans don't match. Driving in Houston last july people in their damned SUVs were driving back and forth from the access road to the highway to avoid rush hour.
ha ha ha....boy that is the truth...and a NORMAL occurance in houston traffic....and did you notice....most people in houston have NO FRICKIN IDEA that their cars come equiped with a blinker!!!! some of them even rip them off upon getting their new cars.....they don't use them...why have that stick sticking out of the column! lol

mnkyboy....wow...now that is some talented parking skills!!!


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