So I was checking my email...
 

And low and behold...

I guess Mr. Wang really needs my ass.... Best spam mail ever.

Looks like you have a lot of spam, thats what you get for signing up for Asian porn...lol

thats funny shit man "mr. Wang needs YOUR ass" lmfao hahahahahaha

I always wondered what they made Gui Qui out of....now we know.

They really aren't even trying anymore with spam... Next thing you know the subject line will be "You know this is SPAM, but you know you want to check it out anyway".

i dont even look through my spam...i just empty it befor i even look at it

I would, except Hotmail has the worst spam filters. Sometimes it 'junks' things you want, like Bank emails, while keeping stuff like 'Your email has won the UK lottery'.

I always quickly check my spam folder - today it was worth reading, haha.