thats ok

hahah:rofl:

i can't believe this got started but yes i'll admit to more than a few times using my pro for "enjoying the evening" with my fiance at the time...

WEll now that we are talking about animals, I once was doing stuff with my girl when the cat comes in jumps on the bed and just keeps on staring and I was like you Fu**ing perv and I through him out of the room and took care of business.

two words

"road head"

:winkyum:

Thats come good stuff. BUt what if she sucks at it? Or if she bites and next thing you know u crash? Im scared to because its dangerous. BTW did you guys know that we can get our license expelled or w/e forever if we get caught having sex in our car? At least it is in Florida.

My friend was at a deserted shopping center and was
shagging with his girl in his prelude(it was really tuned well and taken care off, very nice car). Anyway, it was on of those snowy days up in VA and he was caught in the storm. When it finished, he tried to get out of the parking lot, but because he had sport tires and it was in the snow, he kept revving the engine till he blew up the engine.lol.lol.lol

Anyway, he called the fire department and they came and extingushed the fire. He had to lie and say that he was caught in the shopping center when it closed and couldn't get out so the insurance would pay for the damage. if he said that he was shagging, then, he wound've had to pay for a new car by himself. Now, he drives a Lexus IS300......Bastard:D

nice:bt:

Confession
 

Late November of 2001, i was with my friend's girlfriend down in a parking lot by a hiking trail about 3 miles away from me. it's dark, fairly secluded, cept for a couple houses 200 yards away, but i pulled up, shut the car off and we decided to fool around a bit. bout 20 minutes into foreplay, i'm in the front seat on the floor, crammed like a sardine, trying to get a little desert :rolleyes: to watch her scream. mid-stride, all i see is a spot light shinning from a car about 30 ft back, we're both naked, and my heart dropped to my stomach. i launched over to my seat, threw on my pants, tossed her my shirt, shoved the rest of our shit under the seat, she threw on her her paints and we sat there and waited. meanwhile, sgt. pig called for back up and before i knew it we had a total of 3 squad cars sitting behind me, still blinded by the spot light. the first officer approached my car and asked us what we were up to. me, shirtless, cold, and knowing whatever i'd say would be something retarded, i said, "Just talking." second officer comes up and looks around the car, makes us get out and stand away from the car. the 3rd officer came out with a german sheppard and searched my car for drugs. needless to say after an hour of being there, he warned us the park is closed after dark and didn't mention a word about my escapades to our parents or anyone else. needless to say, we're dating, my friend hates me, and has for the past 2 years, but i'm one happy mofo livin' it up.
peace