Santa is getting crabby! (joke)
 

>Dear Friends:
>
>I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year
>and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to
>leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from
>the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers
>fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies
>dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the
>9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans
>a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle
>doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird
>shit.
>
>On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my r! eindeer
>are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who
>can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.
>
>Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the
>things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to Wal-Mart
>before everything is gone.
>
>Sincerely,
>Santa Claus

lol funny shit