Rice Boy
Alright yall.. Here's a definition of a Rice-Boy from an Asian point of view. I myself is an Asian but not a Rice Boy. Yeah it's nice to hook up your rides and shit but there's always a limitation.
By the way, if yall don't know what a TAB girlfriend is.. come ask me.. BuAhaAhahA! Don't mean to offend ya other Asians out there but yall know what's it like. Rice-Boy - You drive an Asian import. Usually a Honda or Acura. - Your souped up car (known as a Rice-ride or Rice-rocket) is unrecognizable from it's original stock form. - Your exhaust pipe is big enough for your head to fit in. - The spoiler on your car looks like it was made by Boeing. - The interior of your car also looks like it was designed by Boeing. - You always drive like you are racing someone. - You are not afraid of dying in a crash, but you are afraid of speed bumps and parking lot on-ramps. - The only otherperson besides yourself who can sit in your car is your 105 lbs TAB girlfriend. If anyone else sits in your car, the entire bottom of it will be touching the ground. - Even though your car is a Honda, it goes faster and is worth more than a Lotus Esprit. - If you drive a Civic, your dream car is a Supra. If you drive a Supra, your dream car is a Skyline (which you can never have). Poor Rice-boy. |
ok I'll bite, please enlighten us on what is a 'TAB' gf :laugh:
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I dont think that a riced-out Civic can match Lotus Esprit. I saw one the other day, a beautiful car! Though, them Brits, they know a thing or two about making FAST cars. And with Esprit (at least teh latest one) doing 0-60 in 4.4 secs, I would never race it in any Civic.
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Originally posted by Protégé Ménacé haha yeah, thers some even better descriptions at www.riceboypage.com on this forum some peeps get pissed about calling people ricers, and we call em Non-performace Tuners or "NPT's" |
never mind, found that out myself, LOL
http://www.nemesiscorporate.com/AsianRU/ Originally posted by ZoomZoomH ok I'll bite, please enlighten us on what is a 'TAB' gf :laugh: |
Re: Rice Boy
Originally posted by KillahPro - You are not afraid of dying in a crash, but you are afraid of speed bumps and parking lot on-ramps. |
Originally posted by ZoomZoomH never mind, found that out myself, LOL http://www.nemesiscorporate.com/AsianRU/ :winkyum: |
Originally posted by 2002VividYellow Hoochie Tab :winkyum: :barf: :stickpoke :fight: |
Originally posted by Mp3Angel Hoochie Tab :barf: :stickpoke :fight: tab:nono: |
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