Rectum stretcher
 

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over) I

noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he

pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah?" said the cop. "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum

stretcher DO?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two

fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work

until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until
it's

about 6 foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a

bridge....."

**Bail: $100

**Ticket: $95

**Look on cop's face: Priceless

:laugh: :laugh: :cheers: :cheers:
That was pretty funny

<~~~in police academy. hehehe

Still one of my favorites! And I even planned on being a cop for about 15 years!