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sandman May 1, 2002 07:14 PM

rant time...
 
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OK :wtf: is with people!??!?

You have an ashtray---fucken use it!!

So i'm driving around on my lunch hour today. Got my windows open cuz it's FINALLY a nice enough day here to do it. What happens? I get HIT IN THE FUCKING FACE by a lit cigarette the prick in the pickup in front of me threw out his window..

I'm on a busy street and have no place to pull over to check if the cherry is melting some part of my car so i DOUBLE time it and pass cars like a maniac to find a place where I can stop and check.

Finally stop and jump out.. The cig landed on the passenger car mat, but the cherry.. Well, lets just say if I didn't have my man-purse lying on the passenger seat, I'd have a nice fucking hole in my seat. Instead of that I have a nice fucking hole in my bag..

The worst is I didn't even get a chance to give the guy the finger or anything cuz I was too busy frantically looking around my car for the smoke...

PEOPLE REALLY FUCKING PISS ME OFF SOMETIMES!!!
:mad: :rant: :mach: :red: :fu: :spank: :smoke: :knob: :yell: :bonk: :squint: :(
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thanks for listening... :cool:

Evil Homer MP5 May 1, 2002 08:14 PM

yeah, that does piss me off, even though that has never happend, and i hope it never does.

Sweedenhouse May 1, 2002 08:17 PM

Yeah ninja I feel ya. Dude fuck that guy, too bad you weren't in such a erratic mind state with the cig burning in your shit, or you coulda followed the fucker and kicked the shit out of him. That's what I woulda tried to do. Unless he was some 6'7" 270 Lbs. fucker, then I woulda probably just kept driving, hehe. Its OK, MUCH CLOWN LUV!!!!

Mp3Angel May 1, 2002 08:24 PM

Damn, sucks to be you... or your man purse. At least it didn't mess up your interior though. I agree with Sweedenhouse, I believe I would have been following his @ss and whooping up on somebody big time... Then again, I'd probably get my butt kicked but still I'd get in a punch or two! LoL :D

Travis May 1, 2002 09:08 PM

After I got my accord, I took a trip to San Antonio to see a sister (20 miles away) and on the way this stupid redneck spits out a glob of fucken dip and it lands right on my windshield! OMG I was fucken pissed off, I pulled up next to em and flicked em off he just sat there and laughed his ass, I think what made me feel better was the fact I wasn't a beached whale like him in an old POS truck :D

sandman May 2, 2002 12:54 AM


Originally posted by Sweedenhouse
Yeah ninja I feel ya. Dude fuck that guy, too bad you weren't in such a erratic mind state with the cig burning in your shit, or you coulda followed the fucker and kicked the shit out of him. That's what I woulda tried to do. Unless he was some 6'7" 270 Lbs. fucker, then I woulda probably just kept driving, hehe. Its OK, MUCH CLOWN LUV!!!!
I woulda been chokin his fucken head Juggalo style all over his shit man..

I tell ya, it's one hell of a shock to get hit in the nugget by a cigarette when you're going 70km/hr... :mad:

Homer - I hope it never happens again. A guy can't even drive his car with the windows down anymore!! :(

Travis - At least it was on your car and not IN your car!!!

Angel - Thanks for keeping my masculinity intact by referring to my manpurse as a manpurse!! :D (It's not a purse!! It's European!!!)

Travis May 2, 2002 01:25 AM

I agree, If it would have landed in my car this fool would have come up on Unsolved Mysteries! :D Your lucky the damn thing didn't burn your eye or anything, man that would so piss me off to no end! :mad:

Travis May 2, 2002 01:27 AM

oh, and hehe as far as the "manpurse" goes, I won't ask, even it is a "european" thing :D

sandman May 2, 2002 08:41 AM


Originally posted by Travis
oh, and hehe as far as the "manpurse" goes, I won't ask, even it is a "european" thing :D
You haven't seen that seinfeld episode, have you? :)

x0panda0x May 2, 2002 08:53 AM


Unless he was some 6'7" 270 Lbs. fucker, then I woulda probably just kept driving, hehe. Its OK, MUCH CLOWN LUV!!!!
lol, i'll tell you how to kick a big guy like that's ass... run him off the road and act like you're getting out and when he gets out jump back in the car and hit his ass :) he can't win..... shiznit, forgot about denting the car, ahhhh :D

Sir Nuke May 2, 2002 11:13 AM

Nothing against smokers...but GET REAL!! come on!!! as stated...YOU GOT A FRICKIN ASH TRAY!!

something else that really pisses me off is just throwing the buts out the window!! I work about 20 miles out of town and the roads are lined with DRY GRASS....sometimes the grass gets 3 feet tall before the state mows it....and its been REALLY dry here...and most likely will be all summer....and these MORONS could and HAVE set half the country side on fire!!!

JUST ONCE I would love to be driving a big old beater pickup truck when some a$$hole does that...and just run up and ram his back and then run them off in the ditch! :mad:

Mxyzptlk May 2, 2002 11:28 AM

I agree with you all. Sometimes I wish I could just ram people for throwing crap out the window. You should have got the license plate and called 5-0. I think littering is illegal, yep, and if it burned yo stuff then youd have some sort of recourse.

Travis May 2, 2002 11:40 AM

Yes down here, throwing your Cigarette out the window is considered Illegal and is quite a hefty fine.

Sir Nuke May 2, 2002 12:20 PM


Originally posted by Travis
Yes down here, throwing your Cigarette out the window is considered Illegal and is quite a hefty fine.
same here Travis...seeing as how I am only about three hours from you....but you know.....there never seems to be a cop around when you want one to be...ONLY when you are speeding!!! lol

Travis May 2, 2002 12:22 PM

hahah yup, they are always around when you are breaking the law rather than someone else is hehehe


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