President of Ukraine?
 

http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/Con...acodalogin=yes



woah woah woahh

Uh, DAMN.

yea, seriously. someone put something in a facial creme, thats what im told...i dun believe it though.

I've eaten some bad sushi before and I didn't look like Yoda afterwards.

I also don't blame poisoning. Sometimes people get sick or age especially under such stress.

The news just LOVES a conspiracy though.

Hey, maybe it was Mikhail Gorbachev--getting revenge for all those years we made fun of the map on his forehead, haha!

Let it be someon else's turn, comrade.

When he dies, then comes back, and starts eating human flesh........then I'd start to worry.

if he drips blood on me and I start going crazy please kill me and give my p5 to Phantom

Heh heh, Pleasures all mine Autobot.

NOW i told you that this is so F UP i dont know where to start.
The is an article that provides proof that this was all set up.
Let me find it.