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New Mens Holiday!
I got this in an email today.
> > Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for > > > > your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, > > dinner, > > > > shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. > > > > > > > > Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no > > > > special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the > > men > > > > in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too > > embarrassed > > > > to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. > > > > > > > > March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." > > > > > > > > Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been > > created > > > > so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you > > love > > him. > > > > No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the > > > holiday > > > > explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin > > pairing of > > > > Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of > > love > > as > > > > men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a > > more > > > > memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. > > > > > > > > The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a > > > > little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help > > bring > > > > love and peace to this crazy world. > > > > > > |
I like half of it!!! But what about vegetarians?
Would Tofu suffice? Or perhaps, Beer & a BJ! |
Hell, I get head like every day... (Mostly before the deed is commenced, but when my girlfriend is on her "thing" it lasts alot longer...) Who needs a special day? LOL!
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sounds good to me :cool: :D :cool: i could always enjoy a nice steak and BJ. i sometimes think that all these stupid holidays are made up by Hallmark.
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