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Red Racer Feb 14, 2003 12:59 PM

New Mens Holiday!
 
I got this in an email today.


> > Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for
> > > > your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts,
flowers,
> > dinner,
> > > > shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
> > > >
> > > > Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out.
There's no
> > > > special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation
for the
> > men
> > > > in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just
too
> > embarrassed
> > > > to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
> > > >
> > > > March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob
Day."
> > > >
> > > > Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has
been
> > created
> > > > so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much
you
> > love
> > him.
> > > > No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name
of the
> > > holiday
> > > > explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This
twin
> > pairing of
> > > > Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a
new age of
> > love
> > as
> > > > men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to
ensure a
> > more
> > > > memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
> > > >
> > > > The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it
needs a
> > > > little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word,
and help
> > bring
> > > > love and peace to this crazy world.
> >
> >
>
>

fossil boy Feb 14, 2003 02:29 PM

I like half of it!!! But what about vegetarians?
Would Tofu suffice? Or perhaps, Beer & a BJ!

Maxx Mazda Feb 15, 2003 12:12 AM

Hell, I get head like every day... (Mostly before the deed is commenced, but when my girlfriend is on her "thing" it lasts alot longer...) Who needs a special day? LOL!

blupro5 Feb 15, 2003 02:45 AM

sounds good to me :cool: :D :cool: i could always enjoy a nice steak and BJ. i sometimes think that all these stupid holidays are made up by Hallmark.


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